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Sex Working can be good for you, if you go in with your eyes open and your dignity in tact.

sex work careers:
There are lots of variations on the basic forms here, for example, working in a massage parlor.

Street Prostitute | most vulnerable, least well paid

Brothel Prostitute | better protected, more company

Phone Sex Operator | you don't have to be pretty, but you do have to be a little articulate

Escort | varies a lot, from your own boss to a full run agency

Camgirl | very safe

'Glamour' Model | lots of competition unless you offer something beyond a pretty pussy and a nice face

Exotic Dancer | very safe, but quite hard work - lap dancing has greatly improved the image of the 'stripper'

Porn Actor | lots of competition and regretably, a lot of surgery - more openings if you go gonzo, but the mainstream is getting pretty wild these days

commentary:
This is obviously based mainly on my conversations with my sister Kate, who has done mainly escort work, a bit of lap dancing, and now helps run a parlour.

related links
Sex Worker Resources from New Zealand (well remember, it is both the oldest profession and the most universal.

Creating an Adult Website for absolute beginners who don't know what 'code' even is.

Shy Girl's Guide to becoming a Whore and How to Use Escort Services: a Men's Guide are two excellent resources that do what they say on the title, bless 'em.

See also "Turning Pro: A Guide to Sex Work for the Ambitious and the Intrigued".

And credit to Scarlot Harlot, the woman who coined the phase, "sex work" and help start a movement to normalise prostitution. I particularly like her piss take of social workers.

Children used to go the mines — but no one ever said their should be no miners. Many of the conditions of the sex industry are like the those Victorian mines: child exploitative, dangerous to health, poor social standing — but you can make good money. The mining industry has cleaned up its act (in the First World). The sex industry is slower up that path. But I've seen it improve so much over the last fifteen years my sister has been in and out of it.

Respect & Dignity
This has two parts: the easy one, and the hard one. The easy one is making sure you get the respect of your punters and maintain your personal dignity in front of them. By the way, keeping your dignity isn't the same as being dignified — having someone shit in your mouth is not dignified, but you can keep your dignity if you wanted it, and your the damn best shit eater around. Now the punter ought to be pretty easy with this: they want something, you have it, you control it.

Usually this is fine. Many punters are so nervous you feel like you're the one providing them with comfort and a social service. And most punters are jolly nice family men who would just like some different sex.

Of course, the two are linked: if you respect yourself and carry yourself with dignity, you get back respect and dignity … and a better class of punter who gives more money and better tips.

The hard one is not being slagged-off by other women. You have that hump to get over: most women can't imagine taking money for sex, you are some sort of impossible-to-know person, or a gender traitor.

The way my sister Kate has coped is to be up front and factual with those women she choose to tell (eg, some friends), or need to tell (eg, Doctors). She emphasises it's just a job, it has it's moments and its pains. If they let their judgementalism down for a moment, they usually become curious, and you can talk them through it. If they slag her off, she blows 'em out her arse.

Health
It's not just about proper medical checkups and ensuring the use of condoms. That's the minimum. But also, get out more - a lot of sex working is late, dark, boozy and druggy. Get into the sunshine, get into the clean air - do that nature thing. Hiking boots aren't a fashion accessory for our Kate, but she makes an effort get out to the park, to the beach, or just the back garden.

Safety
You know that the lower down the food chain you go, the rougher it gets. Don't work the streets. With mobiles and emails and websites and stuff, its not really necessary to stand on street corners. Work for an escort agency or for a massage parlor or for yourself. If you are getting older and losing customers to the younger girls, specialise - offer a fetish your comfortable in.

And remember, you're most at risk from strangers - so if you get to know a bit about your punters, they'll be less strange to you, and you'll be safer with them.

No
No is a good word. Use it when you want to. Your are offering a service. Say No to things not on the menu. Money doesn't matter that much.

Can you be a Feminist Whore?
Absolutely, check out Annie Sprinkle. Sex is a commodity as well as a pleasure and a biological necessity. For how long have women traded their sex to a husband who is a "good provider"? Of course, the economic emancipation of women has lessened this bond — now women can earn their own money by trading their skills, and includes their sex skills. See Whore Wars for an account of the feminist vs. whore debate.

Third World
Computer programmers know the score: they price themselves up to decent salaries, and then find some bright-spark middle manager who has heard you can go to a software house in India and get the same job done for a fraction of the cost. Of course, don't do as good a job, but still. It's same factor at work in the sex business. At least programmers have to have some sort of skill. All a sex worker needs is genitals and attitude.

Of course, for business men like my brother-in-law, it's great. He gets a better product (prettier, better educated, less attitude), at cheaper cost, and he can force the local girls to lower their prices or increase his commission.

If your a local whore and your market is being invaded by desperate girls from Eastern Europe or Africa or wherever, then all you can really do is cut your prices or go into a different market.

Lap Dancing, Escort Agencies & Massage Parlors
Bless them, I say. These three institutions have done more to take sex working off the dangerous streets and make it safer and more socially acceptable than any law reform. De facto, it has legalised brothels in all but name, without politicians having to do anything difficult. Sure, there are plenty of dodgy ones, and the police still harass when they fancy. But it's a lot better than the streets.

Burn Out
Sex working is intense. Strangers making strange requests that invade your most intimate spaces. It's real easy to get completely mind-fucked with the whole thing; especially if you have a bad pimp pressuring you to make more money, or you have a bad habit that needs constant feeding - or both. If you don't take time-out, you'll burn out.

Find some "self space" to be alone and intimate with yourself, without distraction.

Be honest with your feelings. Don't repress or it'll blow up in your face. Sex working is more than a regular job, it's a life choice. It's not the only choice. If you're not happy with it, choose differently, or at least take a break.

Be someone different from your working girl persona. Wear different stuff, visit different places, do different things. If you don't draw a boundary between work and home, you'll drive yourself as crazy as the middle-aged account manager who works 12 hour days at the office and then comes home to log-on and do his emails. This is especially important if you work from home.

Plan B
Sex working for most is not forever. Unless you really enjoy the work and intend to working through to becoming that Granny-fuck fetish whore, have a Plan B. If Kate needed to take a break from whoring but still need to make money, she would return to Nursery Nursing. It still involved a lot of work with Willies and Bottoms, but was a total break from hardcore full-in-your-face sexual extremism. Shame it doesn't pay as well.

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