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My thoughts on watersports — I love it!

South African toilet training
You sort of assume peeing in private is "natural". But of course it isn't. We are trained when we are little. It is one of the very first things we learn.

So when I visited South Africa, and was having a perfectly convivial time chatting away at a suburban garden party, even I was a bit shocked when one of the chaps I was chatting to, turned his back, adjusted his dress, and started pissing on a shrub. And then other men would walk a couple of steps away from you, undo their fly, and piss away happily into the flowering beds or whatever.

Apparently this is quite normal. The small boys don't even bother to turn away, and proudly arch the pee up in dramatic yellow fountains.

The women 'tut tutted', but seemed to think this was perfectly normal, if slightly ill mannered in front of guests.

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If you want to do it, here's some practical guidance:
Are Golden Showers Safe? or Just How Safe is Piss Play? or Watersports Training Guide.

Too feed the greed, well you can try Patches Place. To much desperation and panty peeing for my tastes, but undoubtedly a valuable service to us all. So credit to them!

In the same bracket are Elite Gold. It's mainly pay focused, but there's still loads of useful stuff, such as tips for on Getting your Partner into Watersports. Well you can dream!

I make a point of not paying (or charging), so I use the Usenet Newsgroups mostly, the best is: alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. urine (pictures) and alt.binaries. multimedia.erotica.urine (movies). If your ISP's news server doesn't carry it, try one of the independent news servers, such as Uncensored News or the web-based GUBA, or the 50MB a day limited but free after a small registration fee Teranews.com.

If you want to pay, try:
Athens-Girls
Leaky Girls
Glimpse It (Pissgirl)
Female Desperation
It you want to shop for stuff, try Enema Toys, it's an education.

Our skin is dry, so it's easy to forget that people are largely wet on the inside, and get wetter when they get sexier. Wetness and sexiness go so naturally together, that we are eager to use things that make it even wetter: gels, oils, and of course, our own pee, which has some big advantages.

It's free.

It's portable.

It's innocent.

It's easily on tap.

It can be enjoyed by all ages.

It's disease-free in healthy people.

It can be an act of humiliation, or worship, or love, or play, or depravity, or silliness, or childishness or whatever.

And if you run out, it's pretty easy to make some more, after a short delay.

Some suggest it has curative properties for skin complaints, or is the fountain of youth, though I'm skeptical about urine therapy.

You don't have to be clever, or sophisticated, or wise, or strong, or big, or little, or anything. Anyone who isn't catheterised can do it.

These days, it's nearly mainstream. You can see it in something as soft as Playboy. I saw it on Oprah once (though that was to show how disgusting the Net was … though, as usual, the media was trying to have it both ways: enjoying the shock, but also enjoying the showing).

Watersports, Golden Showers, whatever, only has one major drawback: it does create more laundry and more clearing up. But I for one am happy to sling a piss soaked blouse in the machine, and get out the bucket and mop and clear up afterwards — assuming you haven't been sensible and done it in the bathroom or outdoors or over large plastic sheeting.

Can watersports be unsafe? Well yes, life is full of risks. But it's a low risk. And if you want to cut it down to tiny proportions, don't drink pee or get it exposed to cut skin, or in the eyes, or internally (up the arse or cunt). But if you know the people you are playing with, and they're healthy, the risks of disease transmission through urine are minimal, just like any other body fluid. I just try and keep it out of the eyes, as we find it stings a bit.

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