"There is a garden in her eyes, where roses and white lilies flow."
~ Thomas Campion ~
Contact The Slut~Muffin
Self-Explanatory, really. If you would like to contact me, this is the place to do so. Let me make this very clear: I will not speak with you on the phone, I will not engage in cybersex with you, and I will definitely not meet you in person. I will, however, engage in email correspondence with you to discuss writing in general, erotic writing, and story suggestions or requests that you may have. I would particularly invite other authors to contact me, especially if you feel that you might be interested in doing some collaborative work. At this time, you can contact me directly here:
daddyslilsltmffin@gmail.com
You May Want to copy and paste that address - it's a little overdone, I know.
You Can Also, of course, contact me through the normal contact form here at ASSTR. Just use the form below to send me feedback directly from ASSTR:
The "Your Name," "Your Email," and "Subject," fields below are all optional.
If You Are contacting me to be added to my mailing list so that you'll be notified each time I add chapters or stories to the site, please put "Add To Mailing List" in your subject line, so that I know immediately what you're writing about.
I Would Like to add something here. While it isn't a necessity for you to provide me with a way to respond, there are times when being able to do so can be important. For instance, if you plan to try flaming me out of existence without giving me an opportunity to defend myself, two things happen. Your email goes directly to my trash folder, and I utterly disregard anything that you have to say to me. If you wish me to seriously consider any criticism you might have, then make yourself available for me to be able to respond to you. If on the other hand, all you wish to do is scream and rant at me without allowing me to respond, well, I have pretty thick skin. I won't lose any sleep over it, trust me.