About Me

Closet Fetishist. Interesting name, huh? Maybe not. The reason behind it is the most simple, I'm a fetishist, in this case farts, and I'm in the closet; I'm very clever like that you see. No soul I have ever come into contact with, in person, knows of my fetish for farts and right now I kind of want to keep it that way; I don't think it would be a very easy thing to explain to 'outsiders,' even people who know me intimately.

So that's the story behind the name, what's next? Oh yeah, the origin of the fetish for me. Well, it all started when...I had you going didn't I? No? Fine, you're no fun. Seriously though, to be perfectly frank, I have no idea where this fetish came from. I have no recollection of anyone farting on me as a child or anything like that at all. The fetish in me must have an origin I'm sure, I just have no conscious idea of what it could be. When I know, you'll know...maybe.

As a young lad, with this fetish, I tended to imagine men torturing with farts. I wasn't and am not homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that) it's just how I imagined it in the 'old' days. I remember one fantasy from those days specifically; I always used to picture a fat (on account of the gas build-up) Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean), from the Goldeneye film, capturing and farting on James Bond (Pierce Brosnan), eventually killing him. Weird? Yeah, probably but I was a kid, movie villains and heroes were all I knew so give me a break would ya? Oddly, even in those days, the hero failed, the villain always beat him in my 'fantasies.' I'm sure a psychologist would say it revels something about my self-esteem or something and it probably does but I digress. I could think of more 'fantasies' I had in those days but from here they just get weirder so I'll keep them to myself for now.

When puberty set in, my focus turned to girls; hot, model type girls. Shallow? Sure it is but, hey, they're my fantasies. I used to imagine Catherine Zeta Jones, among other actresses and models, just as evil as she could be (in my mind) ripping terrible farts in my face. Oh, it was wonderful; well actually it was 'terrible' for the fantasy me but great for the real me, imagining this stuff. I even imagined the concept of a smother box or fart box before I ever saw the real thing in pictures. Amazing, huh? I'm like psychic! You don't think so? Fine! Let's just move on.

Anyways, as an adolescent and teenager, I knew it was a weird thing about me. I didn't know what other people were thinking about when they masturbated (I was pretty naive) but I was pretty sure it wasn't what I was thinking about. As I grew older, I became fearful that I was some kind of freak; I didn't know what the hell this fetish was, I didn 't know other people 'suffered' from it, I just didn't know. Eventually, I happened, somehow, upon the website of Lizzy, the Queen of Farts. As I explored and conversed with other fetishists, I started to feel slightly more comfortable. Normal? No, but at least I had found people to relate to. Lizzy's forum became my haven for a long while; I even met my favorite writer, my inspiration, Billyzen, at that forum.

I don't remember exactly what it was that 'pushed' me to write but for some reason I wrote my first story for Lizzy's forum members. It was titled, From Lurker to Storywriter (now called Sex Education) and was about a fictional situation between me and my sex education teacher in high school when I approached her seeking more information about my fart fetish. To my surprise, people enjoyed the story greatly; some voiced an opinion against fart torture, however, no one was particularly cruel and those who liked it seemed to really like it. Ever since that day, I have been writing fart fiction.

I kept writing; story after story I would write and post up on Lizzy's forum, however, as time went on, it seemed the members became more vocal against the torture aspect. No one was mean about it but, I started to feel out of place. As a result, I started looking for a place where I could build my own website for my stories as I wanted to write them. Eventually, I stumbled upon ASSTR and the rest, as they say, is history. What? Too clichéd? Do you do nothing but complain?

All silliness and kidding aside, I have found ASSTR to be the best website for authors I have ever seen. This site has some of the greatest people around and it's just awesome! The responses I have received and the people I have talked to are just wonderful.

Is there anything else to talk about? My ideas? Well, alright; my ideas almost always come straight from my head. I walk around places, where ever I happen to be that day, and I get an idea for a story and try to work it out in my head, see if it's worth pursuing. Sometimes, stories didn't pan out and when that happened I got discouraged but eventually I would work through it with a good idea that would develop well. A couple times, I got so discouraged that I stopped writing. When I finally got over that funk, my writing slowed tremendously but for the better. I used to churn out stories like crazy but I don't think many of them were very quality work. I think, at my current pace, my stories are much more well-developed and even written better.

Now I said, almost all my ideas come from my head; so where do the others come from? Fetish content of course; pictures are the most common inspiration for me, especially drawings or illustrations but, I have taken a few ideas from movie clips or even other people's stories. I don 't plagiarize, of course, I just think of where the story could go next or how I would have written the story differently and go with it.

That's everything, right? Yeah, I think so. I just want to leave you with my purpose for writing; my goal has always been to write stories I find erotic, however, since I write them, I have a hard time 'getting off' on them; it's just how I am. Instead, I get my validation on my work from the fans, people like you who read and enjoy these tales I write. If you are enjoying these stories, drop me a line and let me know, I'd love to hear from you and I hope I keep on pleasing you in the future.