Snappy returned home after a long day of entertaining. As he made his way along the apartment building hallway, he saw his neighbor, Miriam Delucca, leaving her apartment. She was clad in cut off denim shorts, an oversized blue t-shirt and flip-flops. "Hal-loooooo, Miriam," said Snappy.

Miriam smiled, "Hal-looooo, Snappy. How are you?"

"A bit tired but still trying to be zany." Snappy did a little dance in the hallway.

"You are too much," said Miriam.

"Where are you off to?" asked the clown.

"Oh, going to check the mail. Say, Helena and I are going clubbing tonight. Wanna come?"

"A clown at a club?"

Miriam giggled, "Of course not, but you can always just be yourself."

"Tell ya what, Miriam, I have a new bit for my act. If you and Helena come by in about fifteen minutes, I'll perform it for you. Then I might go out with you."

"That would be great!" gushed Miriam, "we always love to be the first to see your new routines. They're always so...so...I just can't describe them; they're so...incredible. We'll be there, though."

Miriam strolled off down the hall. Snappy watched her lovely rear, which was nicely framed in the frayed denim shorts. He took a long gander at her shapely legs then turned and let himself into his apartment. He went to the hall closet and pulled out two boxes. Both were about eighteen inches long by twelve inches wide and four inches tall. He set them on his couch. One had a large black "T" on the top and the other had a large black "L" written on it. He then took a hula-hoop and a pair of tall black leather boots out of the closet and propped them up against the couch. He went into the kitchen to fix himself a double scotch on the rocks. He sat in his recliner and waited. Some time later there was a knock on his door. "Come on in! Hey, yuk, yuk, yuk!"

The door opened, and Miriam and Helena entered. They walked into the living room and stood in front of Snappy. "Miriam tells me you have a new act," said Helena, "I can't wait."

"Well, then, little girls, let's get to it!" Snappy set down the drink and jumped up. "Shazam!" he yelled as his red, rubber nose lit up and started flashing on and off.

The two girls fell into a deep trance. Snappy had programmed them some time ago. He picked up his drink and took another sip. He studied the two girls. Miriam was about 5'6, had shoulder length, chestnut brown hair, dark brown eyes, well tanned smooth skin, and firm B-cup breasts. Helena had long thick flowing blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. She was about 5'9 with C-cup breasts, wide hips, and long legs. She was wearing faded jeans and a tight blue t-shirt. Snappy finished his drink, put his glass down, and walked up to the two girls. "Ladies, when I honk my horn, you will go into your lioness tamer roles. You will do whatever I say. You costumes are behind you." Snappy reached down and honked his horn. He walked over and locked his front door.

Miriam and Helena both blinked a few times then turned and walked to the couch. They stripped completely. Miriam opened the box with the "T" on it and took out a tuxedo coat with tails. She put it on over her bare body and buttoned it. She then took out a silk top hat, popped it open, and put it on. She pulled on the black boots, which came up to her knees. Lastly she took out a riding crop.

Helena opened the box with the "L" on it. She took out a pair of fake lion ears attached to a wire semi circle. She put it on her head. She then took a fake lion tail tied to a nude colored belt and tied it on. Lastly she took out a fake lion's snout and tied it over her nose.

Miriam picked up the hula-hoop and walked to the center of the room. Helena crouched on the balls of her feet and her fingertips. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," Miriam said in a voice that was not too loud, "we have here one of the most ferocious beasts of the wilds of the African savannahs. This lioness is easily capable of disemboweling a full grown man with one swipe of her paw."

"Groowwwwlllllll!" went Helena as she bared her teeth and swatted the air with one hand.

"Down, Sheba!" ordered Miriam as she cracked the riding crop against her boot. She watched Helena slowly crouch back. "Now, see how Sheba has been tamed." Helena held up the hula-hoop about a foot off the ground. Miriam crept a bit closer, rocked back on her haunches then sprung forward. Her lithe body soared through the hoop, and she did a summersault and came up crouching again. Snappy applauded and whistled as Miriam took a bow.

Miriam walked over to an easy chair where an ottoman was in front. She moved the ottoman out into the middle of the room. "Up, Sheba!" she ordered while slapping the crop against her calf. Helena crept over and climbed up onto the ottoman. "Up!" Miriam ordered again, this time giving the ottoman a smash with the crop.

Helena rose up on her haunches, "Rrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwww!" she roared. Again Snappy applauded as Miriam bowed.

"Ladies and gentlemen," said Miriam after straightening back up, "do not try this at home." She slid the crop down into one of her boots. She then used her hands to pry Helena's mouth open. Miriam leaned her face close to Helena's and thrust her tongue into Helena's mouth. Helena emitted a low growl as Miriam pressed her open mouth all the way up to Helena's. Miriam swished her tongue back and forth for about thirty seconds before pulling back and letting go of Helena's mouth. Miriam stepped back and gave a sweeping bow as Snappy applauded and whistled again. He watched as both women had become flushed, and their rate of breathing had increased.

"Bravo!" shouted Snappy, "Bravo!" He stood up and walked over to the podium. "Now, I think it's time Sheba and the Lion King mated. Miriam, would you go make the King a double scotch on the rocks, while the King rewards Sheba for her obedience?" Miriam bowed and walked into the kitchen. Helena got down on her hands and knees. Snappy undid the suspenders holding up his baggy clown pants and let them fall. He then pulled down his boxers, which were bright red with canary yellow smiley faces. He took his erect pride out and thrust it into Helena's moist cunt. He grabbed Helena's hips and pulled her towards him as he thrust forward. His horn got caught between the front of this thigh and the back of Helena's, and as he thrust, the horn honked. Also each time he thrust, Helena let out a "Yrrrrrooowwwlllllll!" Soon it was "Honk! Yrrrrrooowwwlllllll! Honk! Yrrrrrooowwwlllllll! Honk! Yrrrrrooowwwlllllll!" Finally, Helena's growls grew into one long continuous growl. Snappy finally shot his load and slowed the pace of his thrusting. He pulled free. Helena collapsed onto her knees in a tight ball and started to roll her tongue against the roof of her mouth to make a contented purring sound.

Snappy turned around to find Miriam standing in back of him holding his drink. "Oh, thank you, Miriam," he took the drink, "Go ahead and continue with your act." Snappy pointed to Helena's crotch.

"Ladies and gentlemen," said Miriam, "Now you will witness a once in a lifetime event. I am the only lioness tamer in the world who is daring enough to stick my tongue on and in the pussy of a lioness. Up, Sheba!" Helena got up on her hands and knees and balanced on the ottoman. Miriam spread Helena's legs just far enough so she could get at Helena's pussy, and Helena could remain on the ottoman. Miriam proceeded to lick Helena's pussy clean while Helena "purred" again. When Miriam was finished, she stepped back, spread her arms and bowed.

Snappy applauded. He was still standing nearby with his pants and boxers down. "Um, Miriam, It seems Sheba made an awful mess down there," he said pointing to his own crotch, "Would you be so kind?" He watched Miriam smile and drop to her knees. She took his dick into her mouth and licked it clean. She pulled up his boxers and pants and redid his suspenders. "Thank you, Miriam, now I think Sheba deserves some cream. How about helping me with her "special bowl?"

"Sure thing," said Miriam, "Sheba's been swuch a good wittle gull." She patted Helena on the head. Miriam took off her jacket and hat and laid them neatly back in the box. She then took the riding crop and tapped Helena on the ass. Helena climbed down on the floor, and the two women followed Snappy into the kitchen. Miriam lay down on the kitchen floor. She lay on her back and brought her knees up. Snappy took a bottle of cream from his refrigerator. He poured the cream over Miriam's crotch. Helena crawled up to Miriam and started to lap the cream off Miriam's pussy. Helena spread Miriam's pussy to allow more cream to enter, and then lapped more furiously. Snappy controlled the flow of cream so as not to make too big a mess. He stopped pouring, but Helena thrust her tongue deeper and deeper into Miriam until Miriam started to cream herself. Snappy looked down at Miriam's face. Her eyes were closed, her lips were parted, and her head slowly rocked from side to side. He watched Miriam's chest heave and quivers run through her body. Helena kept at it until she brought Miriam to orgasm.

Snappy made sure Helena thoroughly cleaned Miriam then led the two back into the living room. He had the remove their costumes, redress in their clothes, and wait until he put the costumes and props back up. He then sat back in his recliner. "Ladies, you will not remember performing for Snappy. You will remember that Snappy put on an act so incredibly entertaining; you will never find words to describe it. Also before you go out tonight, you will have your special vegetarian fuel dinner. When I blow this whistle, you will snap out of your trance, thank Snappy for a wonderful show, and then head back to your apartment. You know Snappy does not want to go clubbing tonight. Tonight, when you are out and see a man you find attractive, you will wonder what he looks like in a clown costume and become aroused at that thought." Snappy blew his whistle.

Miriam and Helena broke into applause. "Snappy," said Helena, "that was so...so...it was something else."

"Yes," said Miriam, "you are the best. Where do you come up with these ideas?"

"Oh, you know," said Snappy as he sipped his scotch.

"Say, you want to come over for dinner?" asked Miriam.

"What are you having?"

"Our special vegetarian fuel dinner," added Helena.

"What's that?" asked Snappy.

"Oh, it's tofu chili with kidney beans, steamed broccoli, and bran muffins," Helena continued.

"Um, doesn't that cause...um..." Snappy pretended to be searching for words.

"Cause what?" asked Miriam.

"Oh, nothing," he said. His programming was still working. The girls never associated the vegetarian fuel meal's effects with the meal itself. "You guys have fun. I think I'm just going to sit home tonight and relax."

"Bye, Snappy!" the two girls said in unison as they made their way out into the hall.

Snappy sipped his drink and chuckled to himself, "hey, yuk, yuk, yuk."