It was Jeremy Steven's fourth birthday. Eight of his best buds from the neighborhood had attended. His mom and her neighbor had hosted the party. The two women amused the children with pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, a backyard scavenger hunt, and snacks. Promptly at eleven a.m. a "Shave and a hair cut, two bits" knock sounded on the door. "I wonder who that could be?" Mrs. Stevens in mock surprise asked the group of kids collected in her living room. She peered through the peep hole and turned to the kids with a big grin. She swung the door open and a clown somersaulted in. The clown sprang to his feet and then dropped to a knee, spreading his arms out wide. The kids cheered as the clown gave few high pitched honk-onks on his spiral clown horn

He stood up, reached behind him to grab a large carpetbag, and walked over to the kids and told them to sit in a semi-circle about four feet in front of him. "Well, helloooooooo there, kids! My name is Snappy! Hey, yuk yuk yuk!"

"Hello-o, Snappy," came the chorus of greetings from the carpet.

"Well, thanks, parnders, that's down right neighborly of you." The clown stood at about six feet tall. His face was covered in white make-up with big red circles on the cheeks, and an exaggerated red smile across his mouth. He wore a bright red "Larry Fine" style wig. His suit was billowy and oversized. He wore a faded and patched black tuxedo jacket with tails, a white shirt with red polk-dots, a checkered bow tie, white pants with red stripes with an extra wide waist band held up with rainbow suspenders. His feet were adorned with gigantic red shoes with blue and white shoe laces. His most apparent feature was a big, round, red rubber nose. "I hear it's someone's birthday. Hmmmmmmmm, who could that be, boys and girls?" He said in a dopey voice.

"Jer-e-my!" the children shouted.

"Well, then, pardner, come on up here!" Jeremy stood up and walked over to Snappy. Snappy pulled a shiny quarter out of Jeremy's ear and handed it to him. He then produced a new popular trading card from his other ear, much to the delight of the crowd. "Now, Jeremy, who is that lovely young lady who answered the door. Is that your sister?"

Jeremy giggled, "No, silly, that's my mom!" He pointed to his mom who was standing next to her neighbor.

"Well, come over here too, young lady," Snappy said. When Mrs. Stevens demurred, Snappy asked the kids for help, and they egged her on. She finally walked over to Snappy. "What's your name, young lady?"

"Barbara Stevens," she said. Barbara was 5'8 with short dirty blonde hair. She was twenty seven years old. She wore a dark blue t-shirt which nicely showed off her firm B-cup breasts. She wore a pair of faded jeans that just barely hugged her petite ass. She could have easily passed for twenty one.

"Well, Barbara Stevens, I have a little gift for you too." Snappy reached to the side of her head and pulled a fake daisy out of her ear. The kids cheered, and Snappy bowed and offered it to Barbara. As she reached for it, a stream of water shot out of it and hit her on the nose and cheek. The kids broke out into wild laughter. Barbara took it in good humor and jokingly shook her fist at Snappy before walking back to where she stood.

For the next half hour, Snappy entertained the kids with balloon animals, magic tricks, and corny jokes. He promised the kids one last spectacular trick before leaving, but first he had to take a break. He motioned to Barbara to meet him in the next room. As Barbara's neighbor passed out some treats to the kids, Barbara and Snappy walked into the dining room. "Thanks, Mrs. Stevens," said Snappy in a normal voice, "This get up is awfully warm. Could I trouble you for a glass of ice-water?"

"Certainly," she said as she led him to the kitchen.

"Where is Mr. Stevens?" asked Snappy, "I have something for the Dad too."

"Oh, he has to work today," Barbara said as she poured the tap water into the glass of ice. "He and Jeremy went to the movies last night, and tonight they're going to the go-cart track. She handed Snappy the glass. He took a long swig never taking his eyes off of her. He bowed, handed Barbara the glass and headed back towards the living room. The kids were still in their places.

"Ooooookaaaayyyyy! Barbara Stevens, could we close all the curtains and blinds please?" he asked in his dopey voice, "I need it a bit darker in here for my next amazing, stupendous, spectacular, extraordinary, never before attempted on this continent, once in a life time display!" The kids cheered and clapped as Barbara and her friend closed all the curtains and blinds. "That's just swell! Now you two ladies pull those chairs up and sit right in behind the row of my pardners there." Snappy reached into his bag and pulled out a small tape recorder. He placed in on a table next to him and turned it on. "This next trick requires absolute silence and total concentration." He put his finger to his lips and turned his head from side to side. The kids clasped their hands over their mouths. The tape recorder started playing soothing music with a steady, rhythmic beat. "Now look here," as he said that, his nose lit up and started blinking on and off. "That's right; look at the nose. Do not take your eyes off of it," Snappy's dopey voice lowered and softened as he spoke now, "Look at the light. Concentrate on the light." The nose started blinking in rhythm with the music. "Relax and look at the light. Listen carefully to the beautiful, soothing. relaxing music," he dragged the words out a bit. He could see his audience's eyelids starting to grow heavy. "The music is so wonderful and relaxing. It is sooooo sooooothing. It is making you verrrrryyyyyy relaaaaaxed." His audience had pleasant dreamy expressions on their faces. "The more you listen to the music and the more you watch the nose, the more relaxed you are....You are now becoming sleepy, sleeeepyyyyyy, verrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy sssssleeeeeepyyyy, ssssssssoooooooo ssssssleeeeeeepyyyyyyy. The kids' chins slowly dropped to their chests. The two ladies' eye lids were fluttering. "Ssssssssoooooooooo ssssleeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyy." Finally both women closed their eyes as their chins dropped to their chests. "You are all now falling into a deep sleep. You are very relaxed. You are going deeper and deeper into sleep. The kids slumped over onto the carpet, and the two ladies leaned forward with their arms falling to their sides. "Children, you will be in a deep sleep until you hear a loud whistle. At that time you will awaken feeling happy. You will remember Snappy performing the greatest trick you have ever seen." The kids curled up into fetal positions and slept. Snappy walked over to the two ladies and stood behind them. He looked down at them, "When I touch you on the shoulder you will open your eyes, but you will still be in a deep trance. You will believe anything Snappy says and do anything Snappy tells you." He touched Barbara's neighbor on the shoulder. The woman slowly sat upright and opened her eyes. "Tell me your name," said Snappy.

"Leigh Ann Kennedy," she said a bit sleepily. Leigh Ann was Barbara's age, a few inches shorter, and a few pounds heavier. She had shoulder length frosted dark blonde hair tied on the back of her head with a clippy. She wore a tight white t-shirt over her C-cup breasts and a pair of khaki Capri pants. He then touched Barbara on the shoulder. She sat up and opened her eyes.

"Look at all the happy, excited children. They really want to see an amazing trick. I need you two ladies to help me."

Barbara and Leigh Ann looked down and smiled. They were seeing nine lively kids cheering for Snappy's next trick. The two got up and followed Snappy to the front of the living room. Snappy positioned them about three feet in front of each other. He looked at Leigh Ann in her tight t-shirt, "Leigh Ann, you are very uncomfortable right now. Why is that?"

Leigh Ann's expression changed from a smile to a look of annoyance. She moved her shoulders up and down slightly and shifted from foot to foot. "I'm not sure why I'm so uncomfortable," she said.

"Well, it's clear your bra is on too tight, and it really itches. Hey, yuk, yuk, yuk!" Leigh Ann pulled at her bra's shoulder straps under her shirt. She looked embarrassingly at the children. Snappy leaned over and whispered in her ear. She left the room. Meanwhile Snappy told Barbara the kids were being very well behaved and patient. He reached into his bag and pulled out an old-fashioned seltzer bottle. It was wrapped in a towel that was wet from condensation. A few thin pieces of ice still floated in the bottle. He removed the towel and handed the bottle to Barbara. "Ok, Barbara, when Leigh Ann comes back, yell 'fire!' and spray her chest with the seltzer. You know that will be very funny." Barbara giggled a bit.

Leigh Ann returned. She had removed the bra. As soon as she got into her place, Barabara yelled fire and sprayed a stream of seltzer at Leigh Ann's chest. The icy water soaked Leigh Ann's white t-shirt. Leigh Ann gasped and covered her chest with her hands.

"Listen to the sounds of the children's laughter!" said Snappy. "Leigh Ann, you think that's hilarious and no, the kids nor anyone else can see through your t-shirt. Hey, yuk yuk yuk!" Snappy let out his long dopey laugh. Leigh Ann dropped her hands and almost doubled over in laughter. She stood up showing Snappy her now erect nipples through her wet t-shirt. Barbara was also laughing. "OK, Barbara, that was great! You would make an excellent clown!" Snappy took the bottle back and placed it beside his bag. "Now, Barbara, close your eyes, slowly count to fifteen, and you will get a big surprise!" Barbara closed her eyes. Snappy reached into his bag and took out a sturdy white cardboard box. He opened the box to reveal a chocolate pie covered in whipped cream. He carefully handed the pie to Leigh Ann and whispered, "you know what to do; it will be hilarious" in her ear.

"...thirteen...fourteen...Fifteen!" Barbara opened her eyes only to see a white blur. The pie caught her full in the face.

"Listen to the sounds of that roaring laughter!" said Snappy. "Laugh along with them, Barbara! Hey yuk yuk yuk!" Barbara cleared the chocolate and whippped cream from her eyes and started to laugh. She and Leigh Ann laughed long and hard. "Leigh Ann, doesn't that chocolate and whipped cream look so very tempting and delicious?" Leigh Ann nodded and licked her lips. "Well, Leigh Ann. Barbara wants you to lick it all off her face, don't you Barbara?" Barbara nodded. "Lick it all off, Leigh Ann, and save the stuff around the mouth for last. Leigh Ann walked over to her neighbor and started to lick the chocolate and whipped cream off her face. "You two really enjoy that," Snappy said as he watched Leigh Ann meticulously licking Barbara's face. "This is starting to turn you on. Don't worry about the kids; they're too young to know what that is." Snappy watched as the two ladies' breathing grew heavier. After a couple of minutes, the only chocolate and cream left was around Barbara's mouth. "Leigh Ann, that tastes so good. Why don't you use your tongue to push some into Barbara's mouth, so she can taste it too. She really wants you to do that. The kids will be watching me perform feats of astounding magic." Leigh Ann picked up a dollop of cream with her tongue and gently put it into Barbara's open mouth. "Both your tongues and lips taste like sweet whipped cream, don't they. Enjoy each other, ladies." The two women alternately swirled their tongues into each other's mouths and kissed each other lips. "This is really turning you on, ladies. You find each other irresistible." Snappy watched as the two ladies closed their eyes and embraced one another as their kissing became more passionate. They ran their fingers through each other's hair and pulled their heads closer, moaning slightly. "Yes, this is very arousing for you both. Now Barbara, thank Leigh Ann, turn and look at the big peppermint stick I'm holding for you."

Barbara slowly released Leigh Ann. She opened her eyes, smiled at Leigh Ann and softly thanked her. She turned to see Snappy holding a big peppermint stick in his hands. It was odd that he was holding it so low.

"Barbara, this is a special peppermint stick. You must hold it carefully and not move it from where it is now. You have to lick, kiss, and suck on it until you feel it melt and run down your throat. Barbara walked over to Snappy and fell to her knees. She took the "peppermint stick" in her hands and started to lick it. "That tastes soooo gooooood, doesn't it, Barbara?"

"Mmmmmmmmm hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm," she moaned.

"Leigh Ann," said Snappy, "watching Barbara suck on my peppermint stick is really turning you on." Leigh Ann started to run her hands over her body, but stopped and looked at the kids. "Don't worry, the kids have all gone outside to play. They are perfectly safe. You have a deep itch inside you, don't you Leigh Ann?" Leigh Ann's chest heaved and she clenched her thighs together. "It's OK, Leigh Ann, no one can see you. Relieve that itch. It's very deep and very irritating right now." Leigh Ann put her hand down her pants. She fingered herself for a moment then pulled her hand out so she could undo her pants. She dropped her pants and panties and plunged two fingers up inside herself. "That feels sssssoooooo gooooood, doesn't it, Leigh Ann?" Leigh Ann closed her eyes, tilted her head back and moaned in relief.

Meanwhile Barbara was sucking and licking away on Snappy's "peppermint stick." Snappy placed his hands on her head, "Take it deeper, Barbara, the deeper it is, the better it tastes." She pushed her mouth down the "stick" while moaning in delight. "Yes, that's the best candy you have ever had. You love it soooo very much." Barbara's breathing grew heavier as she moaned. Finally, she felt a burst of warm liquid in her mouth and down her throat. She pulled off and gagged a bit. She cleared her throat and licked her lips. "Now Barbara, the peppermint stick is all sticky, make sure you lick all the melted peppermint off. Baraba licked the now flacid stick. When she was finished she stood up with a satisfied smile. "Go sit back down on your chair and sleep." Barbara walked over to her chair, sat down, and immediately her head fell forward.

Leigh Ann was still relieving her itch. Snappy looked at her while he adjusted his baggy pants. "The itch is gone now, Leigh Ann, but you enjoy what you're doing too much to stop." Leigh Ann smiled broadly and nodded. "Keep doing it, Leigh Ann until you are good and wet." Leigh Ann kept up her stroking until her juices started to flow down her leg. "Good girl, now pull your pants and panties up, sit back down, and sleep." Leigh Ann did what she was told. She sat back down and went back into a deep sleep. A dark spot formed in the crotch of her pants.

Snappy walked over to the two ladies, "Barbara, Leigh Ann, when you hear a loud whistle, you will wake up refreshed and happy. You will not remember anything that happened after Snappy's nose started blinking other than he performed the greatest magic trick you have ever seen at a party. You will recommend Snappy to all your friends and co-workers. Barbara, you will give him a big cash tip. Leigh Ann, you did not put a bra on this morning and you spilled water on your shirt. You pants are wet because you spilled punch on them. From now on, though, any time either of you see a clown on TV, in the movies, at a circus, or anywhere, you will become highly aroused. When you two are alone together, you will dress up like clowns. Seeing your neighbor dressed up like a clown really turns you on. The sound of a clown horn makes you become very horny as does being hit in the face with a pie or being sprayed with seltzer. You two will keep your clown fetish a secret just between the two of you." Snappy walked back to the front of the living room and blew a long silver whislte. The kids and the ladies woke up and cheered loudly. They had never seen such a great show. Snappy sounded his horn a few time and watched Barbara and Leigh Ann perk up a bit. They looked at Snappy with renewed interest. Why was he so oddly attractive? "Hey, yuk, yuk, yuk!"