The boys neglected lonely Jane;
because her face was much too plain.
No dances, prom, or dinner date;
so she stayed home to masturbate.
And so she found her look one night,
from a girl on a Facial Site!
Now boys line up to leave their stain
upon the face of Fancy Jane.
~ sevispac
Faces
with thanks to Joyce Kilmer
It’s true that I may never see
a poem lovely as a tree.
But no tree ever left a trace
of cum upon a girl’s face.
Or let a glistening liquid fly
to twinkle, sparking in her eye.
Nor ever grew a leaf so fair,
As silver jizz on raven hair.
Yes, she could only turn to men
for semen dangling from her chin.
Each splash of sperm across her nose
came gushing from a human hose.
And strings of shiny pearl drips
poured from her mouth through glossy lips.
Though only God can make a tree,
a facial’s made by guys like me.
~ sevispac