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Yeah, I know this isn't the "Rent to Own Service Agreement" ...Sorry, but my husband had a little problem with that one!
A lot of people ask my what all my pen names are. Those are the people who want to read all of my stories, I think. They could be the people who really want to avoid my stories too. I'll assume that the latter group of people aren't reading this. I have a lot of pen names. I like to use them for a variety of reasons. Like better organizing my stories, for example. Or playing Author Tag. Or maybe I'm just not in much of a mood to be me on a given day. That happens and rather than getting all frowny faced about it, I just change who I am and I feel better for ten or fifteen minutes. By that time I'm ready to be me again and everything is back to normal. So, who the fuck am I? Well that depends on just how involved you want to get and where you hang out at on the internet. Most of the sites I used to post on when I was 18 and 19 are long gone or moved or otherwise changed. Other sites no longer carry my stories for whatever reason. But here is a NOT comprehensive list in random order of pen names I have used over the last eight years or so. This is off the top of my head, so...You know...
Rachael Ross * R. Karen Ross * Rachael * rache * Ultra Lisa * Jack Valentine * Lisa Oquias * Lisa Pavageau * Lisa Marisa
Amy Omigoshi * Sammi Ross * Evil Little Sister * Dick Larson * President Bush * Uziel * High School Sweetheart * T.S. Severe
Scott Madler * Kylie X. * Madly Natalie * Jais Nereis * Sloppy Dick * The Cheating Wife * Rebecca Stancil * Meangirl
And now...I'll use this one:(bonus story)
I'm writing this for a little spelling contest, like...Who can write the worst (but still entertaining) "First Time Author" story?
Well...I can!
Matt the Big Ass Fucker
AKA
a test of the emergency broadcast system
by Matt
Story Codes: M/F, Romance, Anal, True
Synopsis: Sometimes a horse had blinders on. Sometimes it don't. Sometimes your little sister likes to suck my dick. Sometimes she don't.
This is my first story so I’d like to know what people think about it. Is it good? Should I write more? I can write a whole new chapter if a lot of people like this one and tell me they do. Thanks
This story isn’t for kids or small animals. So if you’re a fuckin’ rodent, go away!
- Matt
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Matt the Big Ass Fucker
a true story by Matt
“Oh shit, baby! I’m cumming all inside you, baby!” Matt cried out. “Do you feel it?”
Big thick sticky gooey ropes of baby making sperm flew out of his dick like a 12 gauge sneeze and painted the innards of Shirley’s womb white!
“Oh fuck yeah! I feel it all up in me, honey!” The woman squirreled like a toaster on the bed and she was cumming too. “Oh Jesus Moses and Mary! I ain't on the pill since my husband Larry got his dick shot off in Iraq!”
“Oh wow!” Matt pulled his pants up. “Thanks Shirley. I gotta go back to work.”
But Shirley didn’t hear him because she was sleeping and Matt paused at the door, looking at her one last time. She was so hot. Way hotter than anybody else. She was 5 feet four inches tall and weighed exactly 112 pounds and it was all nice and tender too. Not a single wrinkle or mole or even a freckle spoiled her perfectly pert heart shaped ass.
“Oh baby! I gotta do it some more!” Matt yelled, jumping on the bed and ripping off his pants like they were toilet paper! He slammed his magnificent 12” cock balls deep in Shirley’s sleeping ass with one hard jab that made people a hundred miles away wince!
“Oh Ow!! Fuck…oh shit…That hurts!!!” Shirley cried out in pain as that hugeous tool ram-rodded deep into her virgin ass time after time, plowing through her anus like it was jelly!
“Just take it you fucking slut!!” Matt screamed ecstatically. That tight little hole around his dick felt like a velvet fist wrapped in a butter glove inside a cloud of cotton candy soaked in banana grease and he was going to drive his hammer home without remorse until Shirley was begging for more!
“Oh goddam my ass hurts you motherfucker…Give it to me…I wanna taste shit when you cum in my ass!!” Shirley’s pain was gone because Matt was fucking her so good and now it just felt nice and she wanted him to never ever stop!
“You gerbil eating cunt!” Matt yelled and he shot his gigantic load deep into Shirley’s bowels so hard that it almost burst her intestines and the beautiful blonde supermodel clutched her tummy and moaned.
“I never had an ass-cum before!” Shirley smiled tiredly up at matt as he threw on his clothes and waved goodbye.
Outside Matt saw the next door neighbor, Martha, who looked like Paris Hilton except Martha had better tits and a tighter ass and she didn’t give head to television cameras.
“Hey Martha!” he said.
“Hi Matt, what are you up to today?” Martha asked.
“Nothing ,” he shrugged. “It sure is hot, isn’t it?”
“Yes ,” Martha agreed , wiping her brow. “It is hot. Do you want to come into my bedroom for some ice cold fresh squeezed instant lemonade?”
“Sure!” Matt jumped at the thought of seeing Martha’s bedroom. He’s wanted to fuck her ever since he first saw her 12 years ago in third grade. But he’d never had the nerve to say anything.
“Okay!” Martha smiled and walked into the house with Matt following her and rubbing his enormous erection. Just looking at Martha’s incredibly gorgeous perfect ass in her little tiny tight cut off shorts was making his mouth water and his eyes got real big when he saw her bedroom too.
“Do you want to sit on my bed?” Martha asked and she turned on the stereo because she liked to listen to Ravel’s Bolero while she drank lemonade with boys in her bedroom.
“Okay !” Matt got on the bed and he drank lemonade but his mouth was thirsting to taste some of Martha’s sweet cherry pie.
“My it’s hot in here too, isn’t it?” Martha asked. “Maybe we should take off all our clothes and cool off.”
“I ain’t never gonna get cool around you Martha!!” Matt said with a gleam in his eyes. “You make me hot in the middle of winter!”
“Really?” Martha gasped. “I’ve always dreamed of fucking you, Matt, but I never thought you’d like me that way!”
“Oh hell, Martha!” Matt said. “I’ve always loved you! I’ve wanted to fuck you every way that you can imagine since we were three years old!”
“Really, Matt?” Martha said. “That’s so sweet!”
“See?” Matt stood up on the bed. “My dick is hard just from drinking your lemonade!”
“My pussy is wet too!” Martha giggled. “Do you want to see it?”
“Oh yeah, baby!” Matt nodded eagerly. “Show me your little hairy hot happy hole!”
“Here it is!” Martha smiled nervously as she dropped her shorts and pulled her lacy leather thong to the side so Matt could see how pink and moist her tiny little virgin pussy was for him.
“Oh shit, Martha!” Matt struggled with his pants. “You’re going to make me shoot in my pants!”
“I can make it wink!” Martha told Matt. “Look!” And she used her expert pussy muscles to make her labia open and close, just like her pussy was winking at Matt.
“Oh nooooo!!” Matt groaned as he freed his 12 inch shlong just in time to spray a gallon of jizz all over Martha’s bed.
“I’m sorry Martha!” Matt said sheepishly.
“That’s okay!” Martha giggled. “I’ll clean it up with my tongue!!”
Matt stared at the woman as she got down on her hands and knees, lapping at his hot seed pooling on her satin sheets.
“Jesus Martha, you have a perfect ass!” Matt told her, stroking his cock to hardness again. “You ever been fucked up the butt?”
“No!” Martha said, looking up and licking her lips! “But I've always wanted to try it! Will you show me how?”
“Oh yes, I will!” Matt lined up the head of his swollen pride with Martha’s inexperienced little pink sphincter and slammed his dick home. “Geronimo!!!”
“Ahhhhh…” Martha jerked and squealed like the little pig who made his house out of straw. “That feels so good!! I can’t believe I never ass fucked a huge cock before! Give it to me hard, Matt!”
“I will, Martha!” Matt promised and he rode her like a motorcycle all over the bedroom until he finally shot two gallons of hot sticky sperm into Martha’s stretched anus.
“Thanks Matt, that was so good!” Martha kissed Matt on the lips.
“You’re welcome, Martha!” Matt shrugged. “I can do it anytime you want to, too!”
“Okay!” Martha smiled. “I’ll remember that!”
“Bye Martha!” Matt left the house whistling Dixie and went back to work.
The end.
Please email me at badassmattfucker@yahoo.com and say you liked this or not...But that won't do you much good. You'd be better off emailing me, Rachael Ross, and I'll pass your message along to Matt the Big Ass Fucker the next time I have a schizo episode.