It's probably a mistake to let Matt write the foreword for this story, but he's
been nagging at me for months now, begging for an opportunity to prove he's a
real author just like me. As soon as he heard I was putting this little project
together it was phone calls at 3am and small bribes in my mail box, like the
used condom stuck to a note. "Thinking of you!" penned with letters
cut from a magazine. He's so paranoid, but trying to explain a concept like DNA
to Matt is useless and I really hope he was joking when he told me he sent a jar
of "Matt's Special Mayonnaise" to the White House last Christmas. A
big jar, he boasted proudly, so he was probably serious. Anyway, I tried to
explain to him that the foreword was supposed to be about the author and the
stories, not be a story. I'm not sure I convinced him of that, but I finally
relented and allowed Matt to write my foreword. Sorry about that, but I really
needed to get some sleep, you know? -rr
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Matt the Big Ass Fucker
AKA
a test of the emergency broadcast system
by Matt
Synopsis: Sometimes a horse has blinders on. Sometimes it don't. Sometimes your
sister sucks my dick. Sometimes she won't.
This is my first story so I’d like to know what people think about it. Is it
good? Should I write more? I can write a whole new chapter if a lot of people
like this one and tell me they do. Thanks
This story isn’t for kids or small animals. So if you’re a fuckin’ rodent,
go away!
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Story Codes:
M/F,
Romance, Anal, True
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“Oh shit, baby! I’m cumming all inside you, baby!”
Matt cried out. “Do you feel it?”
Big thick sticky gooey ropes of baby making sperm flew out
of his dick like a 12 gauge sneeze and painted the innards of Shirley’s womb
white!
“Oh fuck yeah! I feel it all up in me, honey!” The
woman squirreled like a toaster on the bed and she was cumming too. “Oh
Jesus Moses and Mary! I ain't on the pill since my husband Larry got his dick
shot off in Iraq! I think I'm pregnant!”
“Oh wow!” Matt pulled his pants up. “Thanks Shirley.
I gotta go back to work.”
But Shirley didn’t hear him because she was sleeping and
Matt paused at the door, looking at her one last time. She was so hot. Way
hotter than anybody else. She was 5 feet four inches tall and weighed exactly
112 pounds and it was all nice and tender too. Not a single wrinkle or mole or
even a freckle spoiled her perfectly pert heart shaped ass.
“Oh baby! I gotta do it some more!” Matt yelled,
jumping on the bed and ripping off his pants like they were toilet paper! He
slammed his magnificent 12” cock balls deep in Shirley’s sleeping ass with
one hard jab that made people a hundred miles away wince!
“Oh Ow!! Fuck…oh shit…That hurts!!!” Shirley cried
out in pain as that hugeous tool ram-rodded deep into her virgin ass time
after time, plowing through her anus like it was jelly!
“Just take it you fucking slut!!” Matt screamed
ecstatically. That tight little hole around his dick felt like a velvet fist
wrapped in a butter glove inside a cloud of cotton candy soaked in banana
grease and he was going to drive his hammer home without remorse until Shirley
was begging for more!
“Oh goddam my ass hurts you motherfucker…Give it to
me…I wanna taste shit when you blow your cum up my ass!!” Shirley’s pain
was gone because Matt was fucking her so good and now it just felt nice and
she wanted him to never ever stop!
“You gerbil eating cunt!” Matt yelled and he shot his
gigantic load deep into Shirley’s bowels so hard that it almost burst her
intestines and the beautiful blonde supermodel clutched her tummy and moaned.
“I never had an ass-cum before!” Shirley smiled tiredly
up at Matt as he threw on his clothes and waved goodbye.
Outside Matt saw the next door neighbor, Martha, who looked
like Paris Hilton except Martha was sober, had better tits and a tighter ass,
and she didn’t give head to television cameras just to be famous.
“Hey Martha!” he said.
“Hi Matt! What are you up to today?” Martha asked
ecstatically.
“Nothing!” he shrugged. “It sure is hot, isn’t
it?”
“Yes!” Martha agreed, wiping her sweaty brow. “It is
hot! Do you want to come into my bedroom for some ice cold fresh squeezed
instant lemonade?”
“Sure!” Matt jumped at the thought of seeing Martha’s
bedroom. He’s wanted to fuck her ever since he first saw her 12 years ago in
third grade. But he’d never had the nerve to say anything.
“Okay!” Martha smiled and walked into the house with
Matt following her and rubbing his enormous erection. Just looking at
Martha’s incredibly gorgeous perfect ass in her little tiny tight cut off
shorts was making his mouth water and his eyes got real big when he saw her
bedroom too.
“Do you want to sit on my bed?” Martha asked and she
turned on the stereo because she liked to listen to Ravel’s Bolero while she
drank lemonade with boys in her bedroom.
“Okay!” Matt got on the bed and he drank lemonade but
his mouth was thirsting to taste some of Martha’s sweet cherry pie.
“My it’s hot in here too, isn’t it?” Martha asked.
“Maybe we should take off all our clothes and cool off.”
“I ain’t never gonna get cool around you Martha!”
Matt said with a gleam in his eyes. “You make me hot in the middle of
winter!”
“Really?” Martha gasped. “I’ve always dreamed of
fucking you, Matt, but I never thought you’d like me that way!”
“Oh hell, Martha!” Matt said. “I’ve always loved
you! I’ve wanted to fuck you every way that you can imagine since we were
three years old!”
“Really, Matt?” Martha said. “That’s so sweet!”
“See?” Matt stood up on the bed. “My dick is hard
just from drinking your lemonade!”
“My pussy is wet too!” Martha giggled. “Do you want
to see it?”
“Oh yeah, baby!” Matt nodded eagerly. “Show me your
little hairy hot happy hole!”
“Here it is!” Martha smiled nervously as she dropped
her shorts and pulled her lacy leather thong to the side so Matt could see how
pink and moist her tiny little virgin pussy was for him.
“Oh shit, Martha!” Matt struggled with his pants.
“You’re going to make me shoot in my pants!”
“I can make it wink!” Martha told Matt. “Look!” And
she used her expert pussy muscles to make her labia open and close, just like
her pussy was winking at Matt.
“Oh nooooo!!” Matt groaned as he freed his 12 inch
shlong just in time to spray a gallon of jizz all over Martha’s bed.
“I’m sorry Martha!” Matt said sheepishly.
“That’s okay!” Martha giggled. “I’ll clean it up
with my tongue!!”
Matt stared at the woman as she got down on her hands and
knees, lapping at his hot seed pooling on her satin sheets.
“Jesus Martha, you have a perfect ass!” Matt told her,
stroking his cock to hardness again. “You ever been fucked up the butt?”
“No!” Martha said, looking up and licking her lips!
“But I've always wanted to try it! Will you teach me how?”
“Oh yes, I will!” Matt lined up the head of his swollen
pride with Martha’s inexperienced little pink sphincter hole and slammed his
dick halfway to Kansas. “Geronimo!!!”
“Ahhhhh…” Martha jerked and squealed like the little
pig who made his house out of straw. “That feels so good!! I can’t believe
I never ass fucked a big huge cock before! Give it to me hard, Matt! I wanna
be your butt slut harem cheerleader girl now!”
“I will, Martha!” Matt promised and he rode her like a
motorcycle all over the bedroom until he finally shot two gallons of hot
sticky sperm into Martha’s stretched anus.
“Thanks Matt, that was so good!” Martha kissed Matt on
the lips.
“You’re welcome, Martha!” Matt shrugged. “I can do
it anytime you want to, too!”
“Okay!” Martha smiled. “I’ll remember that."
“Bye Martha!” Matt left the house whistling Dixie and
went back to work.
The end. Please email me at badassmattfucker@wazoo.cok and say you liked this
or not. If I get a lot of emails I'll write more. Give me tens too! Anybody
who don't give me a ten for this awesome story sucks! If you want more TRUE
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