December 31, 2018- Added a humorous story Covfefe to honor the lovely first couple (Trump and Ivanka) and to explain the meaning behind the infamous tweet.
This site is now 18 years old! If it were a person, you could fuck it.
January 25, 2018- Added a humorous story The Mild Rape of Tara as a response to sexual misconduct accusations towards Aziz Ansari and others. Inspired also by Roupenian's "Cat Person".
June 20, 2014- I've stopped writing. In this current age of streaming porn sites and HD high-frame-rate porn torrents, writing erotica is no longer my favorite way to get off. It's been a great ride, and I'll still keep the site up, but I don't expect to write many more stories, if I update this site at all.
But just to prove to myself that I can still write a dirty story, I wrote The Girl Gets It, which is about three hostage takers that run a train on a pretty girl's asshole until she can't hold her shit in. I hope you enjoy it. It turned me on immensely to write.
It will be 14 years ago tomorrow that I started this website. Happy Birthday, MechaBlade's Erotica Joint!
Jan 7th, 2010- Although my erotica is pretty shittily received by most people (not you guys... you guys are great), I still manage to hold contempt for most erotica writers and their stories, as well as the people that enjoy those stories. To mock them, I wrote Porn Story #3ACX06. (Fun fact: The generic number in the title is taken from an episode of Family Guy, as are the names of two of the stereotypical characters)
And with this story I've got 50 pages on this site (48 stories and 2 guides)! Yay!
Oct 13th, 2009- Ever since I began to explore gurochan (which is just scat hentai and gore hentai for some reason) I've considered the erotic potential of watching a girl shit as she is dying. My research lead me to an article (Bodily Functions During Hanging) that claimed that the "short drop" method of hanging "was inordinately applied to women and girls in their teens and twenties" in the USSR during WWII. What really got me off was the part about how some women are hung without panties so that they can shit and piss into a bucket below them, and how they spread their legs so as not to sully their dress. Although the veracity of this article has been called into question, I used it to write a story about a beautiful young girl whom is forced to shit and piss into a bucket. It includes a lot of genuine facts about hanging, but it also includes a lot of stuff from the probably-overly-embellished article, as well as some "facts" I just made up myself. Enjoy.
June 6th, 2009- New journal story. My take on the anal-only-Catholic-schoolgirl erotica genre.
June 8th, 2008- I wanted to write a story where a girl who has been raped repeatedly is being raped yet again. Polly is this story. Named after the Nirvana song, I tried to endow this story with a real gritty feeling. Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy" and "Polly" set the mood when I was writing it.
May 7th, 2008- Wrote Side of the Road, a fun little story with June and Demetrius.
I just haven't felt like writing over the last few months. The urge strikes me sometimes and if I don't write immediately, I lose it. So I think I'll probably write only a few stories this year (from now on?). I have two others in progress, hopefully at least one should be done within the next few weeks.
September 18th, 2007- Uploaded a new, long ass Utopia story which is just over 9,000 words. Well, that's long for me. Also, I added a nice bdsm story called The Storm.
March 19th, 2007- Added a new guide How to Hide Porn on Your Computer. I've already heard good things about it and I think a lot of people will benefit from it. It is a bit techy, but goddammit, it's comprehensive. It wasn't released until now because I had it reviewed by other computer-smart people and they had helpful input. I wanted it perfect.
My other stories are coming. I've been impossibly busy as of late, and this 3rd Utopia story is already 30k and it's only half done.
Nov 26th- Added a new rape story, Remission of Sin. Someday I'm going to write a section of Notes where I explain the inspiration behind my stories, and I will post the hentai picture that inspired me to write this out in about 4 hours or so.
August 18th- Added three stories that I posted at the Yahoo group Rapeworld Two. Unlike my normal stories, these are written in a couple hours and not as edited for grammar and spelling. However, I think they came out pretty nicely, and I think some of you will appreciate some Celeb erotica, something I don't write a lot of. Surely, there are some Drew Barrymore and Ann Curry fans out there.
May 1st- I never really thought I'd make a sequel to the first Lars story "Flirting is for Bitches". It's hard to capture the eroticism of the redhead with mere written words and Lars seems like a regular asshole; a nonkinked, unfunny version of the Journal Narrator. But for some reason I like Lars, and somehow I managed to wring another story out of him. The Wingman. May it raise your maypole to new heights. I have no further ideas for this character.
Feb 7th- Inspired by a Literotica Board post by the ingenious Rosco Rathbone, I wrote a story about a mafia boss to whom men bring females, in hopes he will grant their favors. I don't know how to write that with more clairity. Just read To Entreat Don Vinzetti.
Feb 4th, 2006- Ever since Valentine's Day 2005 passed, I had a great idea for a Valentine's Day rape story involving Cupid (aka Eros). I finally penned it in time to submit it for the 2006 contest. It doesn't look like it's going to win any awards, however. Oh well, I know you'll enjoy it.
Nov 11- Finally uploaded Positive Reinforcement which was a bit of a roller coaster to write. I started it with enthusiastic zeal, but stopped writing after the second scene. The ending scene--the point of the entire story--kinda bored me to write. I love the idea and I love watching lesbian strapon porn, but it's hard to write it and make it sexy. Anyways, I think I ended up with a good, if not great, story. It's the result of 8-9 months of writing and editing, has a spanking scene, a dynamite foursome scene, a nice lesbian anal strapon scene and even a short shakespeareanesque dialogue of comedic rapport. Also I invent a new sexual term ("seesawing"), though I cannot claim to have invented the act.
Doubt I'll get any more stories out this year, but I'm proud that I've managed eight.
Oct 13- If I just said Flirting Is for Bitches was just about a guy who sees a cute chick at a party and the fucks her, you wouldn't be that excited. But just like "First Commandment", I like the characters in this story and couldn't stop thinking about the scenario(s). I tried to pen this story ("Flirting") in one night, but ran out of time and wrote it over the course of three nights. I had to write it down once I got it in me. Lars is just that cool.
Oct 11- Haven't really felt like writing. However, here's a story I wrote a few months ago: First Commandment.
May 26- Added Ethics and Standards, two stories that with completely different plots and different characters, but actually started off as the same story: a story of a young man who wants to fuck a girl, but he can't, so he does the next best thing. Women at Literotica's message boards got quite upset with me when I suggested what is now the plot of "Standards".
A lot of small edits in the stories. I finally have amassed a rather large amount of stories, so I've changed the style of the Stories page to make it easier to browse. I silently removed yet another story. The older I get the more I hate my oldest stories. The Dungeon story is about 80% done.
Evidently, "Bitch-Ass Sister" did work for you. Whereas my new stories usually get 100-300 hits in a week, "Bitch-Ass Sister" got 5,000 hits. Which means I should write more incest stories if I want to be popular. Luckily, I don't want to be popular. I currently have about 38 story ideas that I want to write and only 4 of them are incest stories. And some of those ideas have been on my to-do list for years.
April 10- I uploaded a story that was lying around. It's called Plus Dental 2 and it was fun to write and is fun to read. Bitch-Ass Sister just flowed out of me, which made me question my sexuality, as I usually don't care much for incest stories. What's worse is that it's female-dominant, almost non-consent. However, it works for me, so I posted it. Hopefully it will work for you, too.
I've at least three stories on the way, meaning I will have posted six stories this year, probably by summer. Maybe I'm writing too much.
March 5- I have decided to make my main site the ASSTR site. The ASSTR site will be updated first, and it's where I'll gather my page count stats. The SultrySever site will be a mirror, and I'll try to update it after the ASSTR site. I have uploaded a new story, Quarter-Mile High Club. This story has nothing to do with "Quarter 'Til", I just have a hard time coming up with good story titles.
February 5, 2005- Slamhost went down on December 2nd. I waited about a month, then signed up for an account at asstr-mirror.org. My replacement server for Slamhost, Sultryserver (who names these things?!) went up today. I have two mirrors for this site now and barely enough traffic for one, so I probably will keep one site as a backup and just update the other site. For now, I am updating both sites.
For those interested, 2004 was my most productive year ever. I cracked out 3 stories by the end of December, but they're not ready for uploading yet.
October 12- Added Breathe, an erotic asphyxiation story. Although asphyxiation is not one of my fetishes, I got off from the nonconsensuality of this story. I'm going to try and crank out another story by the end of the year, and if I do, this will be my most productive year ever.
October 1- Updated links. In case you can't tell which ones, I'll point them out to you: EZManga, Tanuki's Webpage, Bonda-Net, La Mansarda di Miele, Märchen Kingdom and Gani Ten. And that doesn't include all the other sites I've added/updated in the last few months. So start clicking, fool.
June 20- Added two dungeon stories, Hunter and Tracker. Happy belated Juneteenth. These were kind of rushed, so I'll probably be reediting them soon.
February 6, 2004- Nope, I'm not dead. And to prove it, I added the finale to the dungeon trilogy, Welcome to the Dungeon 3: Janet's Punishment. Sometimes it's hard to get in the mood for an exteme bdsm story, and that's why this series has taken a while.
June 4- Although Welcome to the Dungeon, Part 2: Janet's Escape is not my best story, it is my longest, and it took a long ass time to write; so if you don't like it, you can suck my dick. The third and final "Welcome to the Dungeon" should be shorter. Also, I decided to web-publish one of my stories that I've had for a little while. Plus Dental is for all of you dads and grads out there. "Plus Dental" isn't going to win any awards for originality, but I think it's a fun short story. And now it's time to disappear for a few months.
May 11- Sometimes I hate updating links, because my adding of links to my site seems to be the kiss of death for these scat hentai sites. But here is an update, for all of you mothers out there.
April 12- Added rape story, Quarter 'Til.
January 21, 2003- Layout updates, as well as story editing. If you don't notice anything new about the site, you haven't been paying attention.
October 28- Go to the links section. Now.
October 2- I've been making small cosmetic updates to the website and to Literotica I posted Journal of Events: Donkey Punch I wanted to post something funny that didn't rely on the story established in other journals, and that didn't have scat in it. I think "Donkey Punch" was the best choice.
June 19- Finally updated the site by adding another Journal, Friends with Benefits (ran out of title ideas). See how good I am to you? I updated the site. For you. Does your man treat you this well? Does he have this kind of fly ass ride? Does he give you the *bling bling*? No, I didn't think so.
April 21- I'm busy. You can often catch me at the literotica boards though. I'm thinking of putting "Donkey Punch" or one of the other journals up on Lit. Donkey Punch is a bit short though.
February 3- Finished the dungeon story, Welcome to the Dungeon. Go: Collector's Edition is at Literotica now. And it's readable now. Oh, and there's a poll.
January 26, 2002- I am writing a dungeon story to introduce what I think will be a new series. This one is a little longer, but I think it will be worth the wait. I've made some changes to "Go" (added a couple paragraphs). I am touching it up so I can send it to literotica, and I need everything to be perfect. I think "Go" is one of my better stories, capturing my humor and my rape fetish in one story.
Nov 4- Changed hosts. I am going to keep the fsn site up for a while. Hopefully, Slamhost will be just as good or better.
Oct 18- Added DH-90: W-5, a tentacle rape story. If I come up with a better title, I will change it. Found a couple of good hosts.
Oct 14- Added a picture on bio page so all the nice people can see what I look like. It's really me. Well, I've gained weight, maybe, but still... Oh, I'm almost done working on another great story- I just need to proofread. While looking for another host.
Oct 2- So I guess I'm going to get a new host. Edited "The Eighth Wonder" a little.
August 24- Sorry about the pop-up banners. I emailed fsn.net and they basically said, "So what?" I now access this site with a browser that has JavaScript turned off. In case you're wondering I use Opera. To see how to turn JavaScript off, check the FAQ.
July 20- Htm(l) problem seems to be fixed. Same problem Buttcheek Bonanza had before it was ditched. Someone should start that site up again. Maybe me... Anyways, now that the site (seems to) work and I have not had any problems (yet), I will celebrate by adding my recently finished story, Revenge. It is the 8th journal and I am planning on not doing another for a while. I don't want to focus too much on one thing. Oh, and I slightly changed the title.
June 5- Yeah, I feel bad about deserting you guys for a couple months. Well, I'm a busy guy. And occasionally I get tired of writing. So in order to please the masses, I have released the seventh journal entry: One Night Stand before I have finished the eighth, "Revenge." (By the way, I am low on space again. Sometimes fsn pisses me off)
March 21- At the stroke of midnight, "Robberies 'N Shit" was sent to White Shadow for posting. "But how does that affect this site?" you ask. Well, my little friend, I did a few small changes to it. So it doesn't really. Did you know Ziploc is not spelled Ziplock?
March 3- I finished another journal entry, however the next two share one nice storyline and will be released together.
January 15- Links added. The circle is now complete.
January 10- Added "Extra Credit". A while ago, someone asked me to write a teacher/student story. So I wrote Extra
Credit and then noticed he requested female teacher. So I decided to keep both. If Thaddeus Mass can do it, why can't I? The male one is the original, but the female teacher story is good too.
January 8, 2001- Space returns. World is safe again. A couple of stories should be added soon. Mysterious black
prism rises up in my house.
December 30- Added finished porn guide. Happy new year and merry Kwanzaa. Ran out of web space when I should have limitless space. Someone is going to pay if this isn't fixed quickly.
December 19- Added Utopia 2 and a new title! Merry Christmas, that's your gift.
Nov whocares- Yep. I'm officially the owner of one of those damn defunct sites on the net that never update. Well, I'm busy! Dammit, I never thought my free time would be in jeopardy like this. damn.
Nov 1- Yeah, I haven't updated in a while. I've been busy. Think of how I feel. Plus I find myself with an amazing lack of privacy. Sorry. I'll update when I can.
September 9- Added 6! stories! The Journal series. I think you'll like it. Also, a nice person by the name of Thaddeus Mass gave me the title banner. Guide worked on.
July 31- Story "Utopia High" added. Drove.
July 29- Stories "Go", "The Eighth Wonder", and "Robberies 'N Shit" added. Drank a fifth of vodka.
July 27- Dreambook added
Sunday, July 23, 2000- MechaBlade's Erotica Joint opens to the public! Has 5 stories. ["180°,"American Pie, Collector's Edition," "Ashley's Little Show," "The Debtor," and "Making It Count."]