The view changed to a crowded conference hall, a voice over began,
"Today at the Women's Guild annual conference delegates in the front three rows got an unexpected and unwelcome bonus from the Vice President of the Guild, one Christina Appleby. During her presentation on "The way ahead for the Guild" Ms Appleby lost it big time, in an outrageous gesture of contempt she rushed to the front of the stage and urinated liberally on her surprised delegates. As policewomen led the disgraced woman away she shouted loudly her defiance "You will find I have shown you the path!". Ms Appleby was then taken to the local police station for investigation by Drexel psychiatrists. This is Lucy Flynn; now thankfully dry, handing you back to Lawrence in the studio"
Lawrence cleared his throat, his soft lips continued in a more falsetto pitch "A traditional Asian wedding ended in chaotic screens today; over to Laura live with family members"
The screen filled with a comfortable sofa in front of dense flock wallpaper. On it were sat two women dressed in Sari's the elder with her hand supportively around the younger ones shoulder.
"So what do you think possessed you daughter Mrs. Patel " Laura asked gently.
"My Nita is a good respectful girl, she knows her place" Sugra Patel replied.
"Except for today, on her most important of days" Laura probed; the camera went into a close up of Mrs. Patel's head and shoulders.
"Nothing like this has happened in my family before, it must have been those girls" Sugra replied curtly, as her shoulders shrugged with passion.
"The four bridesmaids Nita was found with, but weren't they a little young, one of them was barely a teenager?" Laura asked incredulously.
"Am I to blame for other peoples offspring" Sugra's face was full of confused emotion.
"So Nita was blameless in all this, what about..." Laura's question tailed off. In the background someone shouted, "Cut, now!"
It was a little too late; the camera panned out to show Nita's arm, the hand invisible under the voluminous layers of Sugra's Sari.
Momentarily the screen was black, then Lawrence's softer face came into view, full of surprise at his sudden appearance; his left hand slid quickly down from his shirtfront to the pile of neat papers on his desk. Immediately across to our other reporter live from St. Mungo's School Marie Devlin!
Marie's world weary face initially filled the screen, concern was written across the hacks features, in a well-practiced manner. The camera angle pulled back to show a playground; standing beside the reporter stood a stocky but attractive black woman in a sheer designer dress.
"Now Albertine where did the assault on your daughter take place?" Marie asked in mock concern.
"In the changing room following the swimming session, but it wasn't just my Nadine, six other girls to, and two days later I'm the only parent calm enough to talk with you!" a furious Albertine spat out.
"So you blame the teacher Ms. Jennings, who claims the girls attacked her?" Marie commented.
"How are seven girls going to hold down a fit woman like that? My Nadine just like the rest of the girls is in shock, Nadine, she just lays in bed all day looking at the ceiling!" Albertine raged at the hapless reporter.
"So this has deeply traumatized you daughter?" a contrite Marie asked gently.
"She has started bed wetting again after all these years, it upset her so much I took her in with me, then she wet my bed. That's how bad it is!" Albertine replied her dark brown eyes tipping tears on to her cheeks.
"This has clearly affected her badly, how does Nadine say the attack began?" asked Marie in her mock empathy.
"Like this!" Albertine grabbed the reporter's blouse, ripping the front apart, Marie's small boobs made a live TV debut as they were roughly kneaded. The screen blackened for a full confused thirty seconds.
Lawrence reappeared; looking slightly disheveled, one hand ploughed through his thick hair in a fast attempt to neaten it. The other unconsciously played with a stiff peak under his shirt. For the first time in years he was thrown "Well I'm sure we can all sympathize with that, my teenage daughter start re-wetting the bed only this weekend" His eyes widened on hearing his own rushed family confession. "Now to other news, a National Poll of viewers has shown the majority believe too much bad news is reported..."
Kate took her eyes from the screen relaxed back into the chair and smiled broadly "Rubbish, she thought, what bad news?". Jen-lo's hands crept from behind the chair to caress her tits "Ladies, she announced, thanks to the diligent work of our absent colleague - the colonization of planet Earth is begun!"
In another dimension a different mind screamed silently from a non-existent mouth "No, no..."