Jimmy Hat's Little Spot on ASSTR

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Like the title says, this is a little spot. My plush, fully furnished Home on the Web may be found at http://www.jimmy-hat.com. The stories there are available in PalmPilot DOC format (and PDF suitable for printing), in case you want to take my stories into the bathroom.

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Stories

These stories involve Maytag and Stanton, a pair of fictional FBI agents who investigate the sex industry. They tend to have a very hands-on approach to their work.

Last updated: November 16, 2002

Hands on a Hardbody (MF oral MFF anal) published 11/14/2002.
Maytag and Stanton get their hands on some hardbodies in an attempt to get someone else to get their hands off. No contest!

Episode 36: Lust for the Aliens (M+F MF oral mild bd toys) published 10/27/2002.
It will take more than disguise for Maytag and Stanton to sneak into hostile territory and come back with booty. But a good costume can make for good booty itself.

Lou's Last Stand (MFF oral) published 2/28/2002.
A man takes up the legalization of prostitution as his cause. Maytag lends an ear, but what wil it cost him?

Maytag, Where Are You? (MMF MFF bd best?) published 11/26/2001.
Two threesomes, cartoon characters you might recognize, and the slight chance of beastiality. Plus, the worst punchline I have written yet.

The Ass Menagerie (mast voy exhib MF+ MF mild db) published 9/30/2001.
It's a harem, it's a strip show, it's a tribe with traditions, and it's all inspired by Tennessee Williams's "The Glass Menagerie". That's a drama, so the humor here is sparse, and Maytag and Stanton don't appear until late in the story. What can I say? This one is odd, and my longest story to date.

Betting on Nine Ball (mast exhib) published 8/31/2001.
As requested, this is the sequel to "Betting on Eight Ball". Stanton accepts another wager from Maytag, and in a way, everybody loses. This one is (comparatively) light on sex.

Betting on Eight Ball (MF oral) published 8/13/2001.
Stanton makes a bet with Maytag to avoid the cold shoulder for all time. Maytag then has to handle a very willing accomplice of Stanton's to try to win the wager.

Taffy Pull (MF oral food) published 7/31/2001.
Maytag and Stanton pay a visit to a male bordello in Nevada. During the information gathering, they both get caught up in some of the amenities.

The Palmetto Underwear Incident (MF oral mild femdom mild tv) published 7/13/2001.
There's something odd under the surface in South Carolina. The question is, who inspects the underwear inspectors?

Of Baby Sitters and Pizza Drivers (MF oral) published 6/30/2001.
Sometimes, stereotypes can fool even the most trained agents into believing what isn't really there.

Glows in the Dark (MF rom toys) published 6/10/2001.
Chasing down a report of a radioactive stripper, Maytag and Stanton are each exposed to glowing material they did not expect to see. I label this as romantic because part 3 is. Part 2 has the toys.

Privilege of Abuse (MF food nc mF voy) published 4/29/2001.
A deputy takes search and siezure to a preverse extreme, and a partner seems unable, or unwilling, to stop it. There is some non-consesnual action in this one, this is your warning.

Easter Proxies (FFM+ orgy oral FMM inter) published 4/15/2001.
An Easter tradition at a southern college threatens to catch the President's daughter in a sexual scandal. What can two FBI agents and a pair of Secret Service partners do to stop it?

Exotic Imported Delights (M zoo F toys robots) published 2/28/2001.
Meet Dr. Yu, a smuggler of eccentric tastes. Watch as our heroes squirm at his hands. Recoil at what happens, and rejoice at the outcome.. Something like that.

The Server (MF oral exhib) published 2/24/2001.
Maytag and Stanton help a Webmistress retrieve her server from the clutches of a self-styled hacker. A better title might be "All Your Pr0n Are Belong to Us!!", but I won't rely on that joke too much. This story was written for the ASSTR Second Server Celebration.

Maytag Earns a C-Note (F mast phone) published 1/29/2001.
In the course of trying to do his job, Maytag unwittingly becomes a participant in a contest he is investigating. Written in a script-type format, so it looks odd.

The Russians Are Coming (MF oral mild bd) published 1/9/2001.
Gunplay and foreplay as Maytag and Stanton hook up with the Russian MVD to catch the bad guy.

How to Avoid Being Blown (MF oral strip-search nc) published 9/30/2000.
It doesn't always go your way. Stanton goes undercover in a prison and has a bad day.

Kiko and the Better Screw (MF toys humor) published 8/31/2000.
Maytag and Stanton meet up with Kiko, deadly Ninja, pouty Asian sex-kitten, and parody of herself rolled up in one. This is a collabarative effort from myself and Shon Richards.

Dear Agent Stanton (mf oral teen) published 7/26/2000.
This is a letter written to Agent Stanton by a teenage girl who wants her to investigate a man she met online. Maytag and Stanton are involved tangentially, at best, and the story is not in my usual style. It's more about the teenager, really.

Take Two Nurses and Call Me in the Morning (MF) published 7/1/2000.
Maytag and Stanton get inside a men's health clinic where the staff dress in skimpy white uniforms, the Viagra flows freely, and the nurses play doctor with the patients.

The Color of Attraction (M solo F exhib) published 6/14/2000.
Maytag and Stanton are on the road in the southwestern US. They're hot, and they're bored, until Maytag asks about the color of attraction, and Stanton makes a bet about a wet t-shirt.

She Was A Boy Band Groupie (M+F oral anal interr) published 5/28/2000.
A stalker is threatening the boys of pop music group "4 Players." Maytag and Stanton have to keep them safe from the killer, but to do that, they need to keep them occupied in their hotel suite. The boys even sing a couple of songs.

Commanding Agent Stanton (MF oral humor) published 4/2/2000.
What happens when Agent Stanton is left alone in a room with a criminal and his mind control device? I know what you're thinking: Mind Control, My Ass!

The X-Ray Glasses (M solo voy exhib) published 3/14/2000.
Looking into a pair of high tech spectacles, Maytag and Stanton get scooped by the National Security Agency. At least for a little while. Not much sex in this one, but I liked the idea and ran with it.

Crossing the Border (M+F anal) published 2/2/2000.
Stanton determines one of the best ways to determine if strippers are crossing the line is to step over it herself.

Coin Operated (MF robots ws) published 1/23/2000.
Maytag and Stanton attend a convention in Las Vegas catering to the strip club industry. On display are the latest advances in strip club technology, and Maytag samples a demonstration or two.

Adult Tech (M solo voy shave) published 12/10/1999.
Maytag on a solo investigation. I do mean solo. But he gets some help and a haircut along the way from the helpful people at Adult Tech.

The Ethics Conference (MF F voy) published 11/16/1999.
Maytag and Stanton go to a law enforcement conference in Chicago. What they get is a case study in ethics. I'm not quite sure whose moral compass points true, but a few people definitely get naked.

Locker Room Fictions (MF+) published 10/4/1999.
On a tip from a trusted source, Maytag investigates a women's locker room. He uncovers more than the informant had in mind.

Totally Unreal Girls (MF toys) published 8/18/1999.
A break-in that isn't, art that imitates life, and other fictions.

The Case Is Licked (FF) published 7/23/1999.
Maytag and Stanton head south to investigate a case. Stanton heads a little further south in her efforts.

Visa Application (MF oral) published 6/15/1999.
Sometimes government employees push paper all day long. Other days, the work is more interesting.

Timing Is Everything (MF MFF oral) published 6/6/1999.
Maytag and Stanton are sent to question principles in a sexual harrassment suit. They end up in the wrong place at the right time.

Danny's Job (M+F+ voy) published 5/30/1999.
My entry in Shon Richards' Mud-Slingers '99 writing exercise. This is a mud-wrestling story in a listing of Maytag and Stanton stories; in reality it is neither. But mud-wrestling plays a part, as do Maytag and Stanton (in a 'Where's Waldo?' kind of way).

St. Muffins (MFF interr) published 4/9/1999.
Stakeouts can be so boring. At least there's always coffee and other goodies to pass the time.

Unexceptional (MF interr) published 3/28/1999.
Stanton conducts an experiment in comparative anatomy.

Last updated: November 16, 2002