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02-20-02, to Gary Jordan
Best Birthday Wishes
(tottering to the microphone, lurching as one heel catches on the top step, the blonde (?) in an obviously-stuffed cream colored dress recovers, adjusts what now appears to be a rather good wig, and wraps both hands around the microphone)
<ahem>
Ha...
<ahem>
(a bit more breathily)
Happy Birthday,
to you.
Happy Birthday,
to you.
Happy Birthday,
Mr. Presi....
Sorry.
Happy Birthday,
Mr. Jordan.
Happy Birthday,
to you.
Happy Birthday, Gary.
Alexis
(I knew I shouldn't have tried for the Marilyn Monroe thing, but it was either that or the clown costume, and clowns are scary).
