Terms of Use

A limited, revocable, non-transferable license is hereby granted to download, view, or otherwise access the contents of the website, located at http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/cyberczar/www, provided all parties with access to this website, whether or not such persons are actually at the controls of the device that is used to access this website, agree to the following terms and conditions.

For the purposes of this Terms of Use, the words "party," and "person," whether in singular or plural form, shall be construed to mean any individual located in the immediate vicinity of the person accessing this material, if such access is originating from a residence; or physical street address, if such access is originating from a place of business, or other non-residential location.

The term "device" shall mean any electronic device with an HTTP client including, but not limited to, computers, PDAs, cellular telephones, "smart phones", web-enabled TV appliances, and other devices which allow for the viewing, saving, copying, or printing of web pages.

Your access to the material contained in this website is granted, subject to the following restrictions:

• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you, or any party, is under twenty-one (21) years old as of the date of access.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you, or any party, are offended by the depiction of sexually-explicit material.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if sexually-explicit material would not be within the community standards of your geographic region.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if the act of accessing sexually-explicit material would be a violation of local, state, provincial, territorial, or federal, or international laws which any party might be subjected to.
• You are expressly prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you or any party is employed by, or is acting as an agent for any law enforcement, or intelligence agency, whether such agency is public or private.
• You are expressly prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you or any party is employed by, or is acting as an agent for any office, or representative of the United States Legislative, United States Judicial, or United States Executive Branch of Government.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein from any United State's Government Owned device, network, or network facility.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you or a prude.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you are a fundamentalist Christian.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you are a right-wing conservative.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you are John Ashcroft, or you work for John Ashcroft, or you ever used to work for John Ashcroft, or you ever washed John Ashcroft's car, or ever did John Ashcroft's laundry, or you are related or remotely related to John Ashcroft in any way, shape or form.
  • Same for George W. Bush.
  • Same for Strom Thurmond.
  • Same for Rush Limbaugh.
  • Same for Jesse Helms.
  • Same for Michael Powell.
  • Same for Antonin Scalia.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you have never donated money to ASSTR.
  • Same for the EFF.
  • Same for the ACLU.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you have, within the past 90 days, called someone a "fag" or any derivative thereof, or have told a queer joke.
  • Same for "dyke".
  • Same for "homo".
  • Same for "spick".
  • Same for "dago".
  • Same for "nigger".
  • Same for "jew".
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you are a misogynist.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you have, within the past ten (10) years, struck an adult female for any purpose other than self-defense.
• You are expressly prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you have ever struck a minor child for any purpose other than discipline or self-defense, or at any time while you were intoxicated, regardless of the reason.
• You are prohibited from accessing the material contained herein if you have sexually assaulted any individual, regardless of age, sex, or reason, at the time of the incident.

If any of the above statements prove to be true, your license to access the material herein shall be immediately, summarily, and retroactively revoked.

If you do not agree with any of the above statements, you are hereby ordered to cease accessing this website.  Continued access will constitute an UNLAWFUL ACT and subject you to civil or criminal liabilities.