The Bedtime Tales of Be287m

Flash Stories

Can You Help A Guy Out?

 

This was inspired by Desdemona's Fragrant Flash contest. It won an honorable mention!

 

06/15/05   299 words   Codes: humor

 

 

The Smells in the House

 

This was also inspired by Desdemona's Fragrant Flash contest. It, however didn't win anything and is a much more personal story.

 

06/15/05   186 words  Codes: no-sex true

 

 

The Hokey Pokey

 

In looking over the entries for Girl Friday's songfest, Arty complained that no one had written one on The Hokey Pokey. This short piece was the response.

 

12/19/03   489 words  Codes: MF humor orgy safe

 

 

Sam Again

 

A follow up to the Hokey Pokey over breakfast.

 

12/25/03   483 words  Codes: MF no-sex

 

 

The Twelve Steps of Penis Ownership

 

A short parody inspired by a chat room discussion about a twelve step meeting for penis owners. Little actual sex.

 

12/19/03   895 words  Codes: Mult no-sex humor

 

 

My Will

 

A Dom contemplates what to do with his sub.

 

12/19/03   666 words   Codes: MF cons D/S

 

 

Directions

 

She complains that he'd need a map to find her g-spot. What can he do but stop the car? Inspired by catmandu99's Letter to Santa.

 

12/19/03   430 words   Codes: MF cons D/S pett

 

 

Suggestive Language

 

Do we speak American or British?

 

07/04/04   184 words   Codes: MF humor no-sex

 

 

The Eye of the Hurricane

 

Sometimes there's no hiding from the storm.

 

08/14/04   431 words  Codes: MF, no-sex

 

I Never Was

 

Some conversations come too late.

 

12/05/04   230 words   Codes: MF, no-sex

 

Anniversary

 

Not everyone celebrates the same anniversary. Written for the 2005 FKWLounge Anniversaryfest.

 

1/16/05   693 words   Codes: MF