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All stories have no similarities to anyone dead or alive

Frederick
Freddie Prinze, Jr needs a dancer, and he finds Dougray Scott instead - maddening Doug who is just immune to his charms, damn it.

Mark
Chronic nymphomaniac Mark Wahlberg decides to seek therapy to cure his sex addiction. It doesn't work.

Joaquin
Robert Downey gets a surprised visit from a man from his past - the dark, borderline sociopathic Joaquin Phoenix.

Ralph
A mysterious stranger Griff Brackett walks into melancholic writer Ralph Fiennes's life with devastating consequences.

Seann
Ruthless criminal Tim Olyphant may have met his match in the deceptively pleasant, affable Seann Scott.

Hugh
Hugh Jackman likes his housekeeper James Marsden. He doesn't know how much James means to me until James is blackmailed and needs his help.

Scott
Scott Wolf and his low self esteem are running scared when eloquent, charming, and dashing Jesse Bradford presses his attention on him.

Goran
When Goran Visnjic is dumped by his much older lover Pierce Brosnan, he realizes that the man has gotten under his skin more than he suspected.

Marcus
Squeaky clean Marc Blucas falls for the guy from the wrong side of town, Brian Krause.

Albert
Lonely widower Al Gore is the sole straight man in his apartment block. It's good he has a best friend in the block supervisor Mel Gibson. They're only friends... right?