This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice.  The author would appreciate your comments

Category:  Parody of the theme to the Flintstone's cartoon show.
 

Spanko's

By

Lori <Peachesicu@aol.com>

Spanko's
Meet the Spanko's
they're a modern Spanko familly.
From the town of Asssville,
they've wacked a place right into history.
They spank males and females all the same,
bare bottomed, they whip them with a cane.
When you're with the Spanko's
have an ochie oooie good time
A spank me do time.
We'll have a spankin' old  time.

The End

The Flintstone Theme Song may be found at:  come.to/bedrock

© Copyright Peachesicu, 30 August 2003

Reviews

Haron   <haron(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Lovely, and funny, and corresponds well with the original.  Extra marks for coping with the transformation of the difficult "yabba dabba doo time" into the appropriate spanking shape.

Kessily
This piece was very cute and very funny!  I had to sing it out loud and sure enough everything fit perfectly.  Good job Lori!  I especially like «A spank me do time.»

Pam   <PamiMac(at)aol(dot)com>
Cute parody.  Some of it seemed to be a stretch but it still seems to fit the original melody.  One of those songs that is hard to get out of one's head.

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