This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Parody
Some of you may remember the Miller Light Catfight commercial which was out around Super Bowl time this year. It featured two women having a clothes-tearing, hair-pulling wrestling match over whether Miller Light is "less filling" or "tastes great," followed by two guys in a bar saying that this would be the best commercial ever. It seems to me that someone really ought to write a spanking sequel to that commercial....
Miller Light
By
Kingspan <Kingspan1@yahoo.com>
The Scene: A beautiful blonde in a school girl outfit is bent over a desk. Behind her stands an equally beautiful brunette in a black leather cat suit. The brunette is holding a sorority paddle.
Brunette (swatting the Blonde): Less filling.
Blonde: Tastes great.
Brunette (swatting again): Less filling.
Blonde (straining a bit): Tastes great.
Brunette (swatting again): Less filling.
Blonde: (straining more): Tastes great.
Brunette (swatting again): Less filling.
Blonde: Less filling.
Brunette: Less filling what?
Blonde: Less filling, mistress.
Cut to a table in a bar. Two men and two women are seated there. The men laugh loudly.
Man #1 (shouting): That would be the best commercial ever!
Man #2: Yeah! Who wouldn't want to watch that?
The girlfriends hide their faces in embarrassment.
Zoom in on bar behind them. The brunette, still in her cat suit, is seated at the bar drinking a Miller Light. The Blonde is next to her, standing up.
Blonde: (pushing her empty bottle towards the bartender and smiling flirtatiously): Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Blonde rubs her bottom. Bartender drops glass. Fade to black.
The End
© Copyright Kingspan, 21 July 2003
Reviews
Ted <quixotoes(at)aol(dot)com>
Sometimes you get a great notion, but most of the time it is best executed in the mind's eye, not on the screen. Such is the case here; a flight of fancy skidding off the runway of parodies into a mire of expectations likely unfulfilled by most readers. My honest and first response to this commercial parody was "Where's the beef".
Pam <PamiMac(at)aol(dot)com>
I don't know the original commercial so that part would be lost on me. As a stand alone it is not bad but doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I do like the use of the standard "please sir...." line that so many stories have. This time, it had me laughing. The story is a cute one.
Trisha Allen <trishaallen(at)mindspring(dot)com>
Surprised to see someone else is into commercials. Most people hate commercials, but I find that some are quite catchy. Loved your commercial. You should send a copy to the Miller Beer Company. I don't expect them to air such a commercial, but it wouldn't hurt to try. These days, big book and magazine publishers, refuse manuscripts where spanking's are giving or even mentioned, most of the time. Even John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara had their times! I would like to see and read more items, where spankings involved.