This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Parody
This is a present-day [July 2003] story set in the U.S.A. I was not 100% sure of the best category for this story, but I believe Parody is the most appropriate since it's a takeoff on a particular kind of story rather than a specific one with particular characters.
Diabolical
By
Crimson Kid <CrimsnKid6@aol.com>
"Politicians die every day," Mephistopheles stated, "As do lawyers, soap opera producers and romance novelists."
I blinked uncomprehendingly. "So?"
The stubby Danny DeVito lookalike frowned. Lucifer's right-hand demon appeared nondescript in human guise.
"We've got plenty of souls, too many, we're overcrowded down there."
"Then you want...?"
He shrugged. "Money, like everyone else. You're an agnostic anyway."
Ignoring the implication, I tried to dissuade him.
"I don't have much---"
"Just over $10,000 in your account," Mephistopheles interrupted. "You'd be willing to part with $7,500 for our services, we project."
His infernal sources were infallible, it seemed.
"My satisfaction is guaranteed?"
"Any woman you want will eagerly insist on administering sound corporal punishment to you -- specifically walloping your naked buttcheeks." He grinned. "Your girlfriend--"
"Not Lauren," I snapped, "No messing with her mind. She's willing to paddle me hard out of love, although she's vanilla herself -- I wouldn't change that."
The demon looked puzzled. "Then why...?"
"I'd like to get it from a woman who genuinely enjoys delivering the discipline, like in all the erotic stories," I explained.
"For $7,500, that will happen," Mephistopheles assured me. "It's not much payment itself, but it should generate additional income. Promoting Evil doesn't come cheap these days...."
Walking onto the sidewalk, I spotted an attractive thirtyish blonde. Focusing, I met her gaze.
She grabbed my wrist. "I saw that impudent look, young man! You need a good sound spanking on your bare bottom, and you're going to get one -- my pleasure!" She tugged me toward her car.
After an intensive over-her-lap interaction between an oversized wooden spoon and my exposed posterior in her kitchen, my disciplinarian drove me home and warned me to behave myself.
With tearstained face and stinging-hot seat, I nodded. "Yes, ma'am."
I couldn't resist exercising my newly-obtained power twice more. After that first woman, I targeted to fulfill long-frustrated fantasies -- a tall, strapping (in more than one sense) policewoman and a stunning fashion model who swung a mean sorority paddle.
My asscheeks throbbed that night, but I could recover before seeing Lauren.
Early the next morning, the blonde barged into my apartment carrying a flat-backed hairbrush.
"Not now...." I protested.
"Pants down, across my lap." She seated herself briskly.
"Yes, ma'am." Literally unable to refuse, I bent bare-bottomed over her thighs for a blistering shellacking that left me blubbering.
She departed after my corner time. "See you tomorrow."
"That's not the deal," I told Mephistopheles.
"Sure it is -- but HER deal, not yours." He smirked. "Nancy has this overwhelming desire to paddle your butt, so she purchased our services to fulfill it."
"But I didn't mean it to be permanent."
"Your contract doesn't specify that," the demon pointed out, "So she'll feel the urge once a day. We've gained additional income from three sources."
I gulped. "The other two...?"
His eyes twinkled. "Every day -- track-down and compulsion abilities included for them too. Don't worry, they'll be discreet about time and place."
"You manipulated me," I muttered.
"Nothing personal." Mephistopheles chuckled. "Deal with the devil...."
The End
© Copyright CrimsnKid6@aol.com, 09 July 2003
Reviews
Huh Chuh <huhchuh(at)yahoo(dot)com>
Great job writing a unique story. I enjoyed seeing him helpless, powerless, and well spanked. Thank you for putting that fun image into my mind.
Patricia <patricia(at)cedar(dot)net>
Oh, I loved the ending retort! If you are going to make a deal, you better make sure you dot all the your i's and cross all your t's. Especially when dealing with all powerful's like the Devil! He should have been suspicious when Mephistopheles indicated that his deal would generate additional income. Great build up and progression. I especially liked the comment about evil not coming cheap. I can just see his face as he realizes his butt is going to be forever sore! This ones a keeper! Great job.
C_bear <teddybearbrat(at)cableone(dot)net>
Of all the stories I have read so far I loved this one...I think that he is of course getting exactly what he deserves. Wanting a spanking just cause he wants it and even being willing to manipulate people into spanking him...definitely deserves what he ended up with, and like in real life when you manipulate others to get what you want, you usually find out that you didn't really want what you were trying to get after all. Sometimes wanting is better than actually getting it. :)
Trisha Allen <trishaallen(at)mindspring(dot)com>
Strange entry, but I liked it. I'm more use to women, having such fantasies, so I really appreciated this entry, where a man has the same type of fantasy, lots of women have. Great descriptions! It seems to be original to me, as I haven't actually, found any other stories like this one -- this kind of bargaining with the devil. I thought it was a great entry.