I went overdrawn
After buying some porn
On a subject about which I'm curious
Left my statement about
And the girlfriend found out
And was (quite justifiably) furious

Said that I'm off my head
Going into the red
(It's a sentiment there's no denying)
She wanted to know
What attracted me so
To the stuff I'd insisted on buying

I could not withstand
My lady's demand
So I showed her my Fem-Dom collection
Then she read the first few
And expounded her view;
I was badly in need of correction

Now with hands on my head
And my legs slightly spread
And backside on view as required
In the corner I'm waiting
And anticipating
The beating that I've long desired

The command comes at last
To "Get over here fast"
I approach her on legs quite unstable
As I kneel at her feet
My heart skips a beat
When I notice the brush on the table

Then I'm over her lap
And with the first slap
Already my buttocks are stinging
As I gasp she proceeds
To correct my misdeeds
With relentless and rhythmical swinging

As I get in the groove
Things start to improve
Though it's painful I'm feeling more chipper
Then she stops, reaches down
And she says with a frown
"Now I think I might try out my slipper."

With the crack of the leather
I'm wondering whether
I'll manage to keep some decourum
It blisters my tail
And I'm starting to wail
Then I'm only concerned with my sore bum

As my legs kick the air
I simply don't care
If the neighbours can hear how I'm bawling
I squirm and I buck
And scream out "Oh Fuck"
And I'm told my behaviour's appalling

She picks up the hairbrush
And wallops my bare tush
Already incredibly tender
I feel such a wimp
As my body goes limp
And at last she accepts my surrender

I then have to stand
With balls in her hand
She tells me I've been very wicked
And obviously thinks
That in hiding my kink
I've been a complete utter thickhead

She's really disgusted
That she wasn't trusted
But now she is willing to pardon
She'll forgive (not forget)
That I went into debt
Then I suddenly find I've a hard on

After kneeling and thanking
My mistress for spanking
I'm grabbed by the hair
And I'm dragged up the stair
Then I'm tied to the bed
And she's stroking my head
As she's sitting astride me
And starting to ride me
Her nails scratch my belly
My head turns to jelly
But somehow I hold
'Til at last I am told
"Yes! Now you can come"
And the heat in my bum
Explodes through my cock
Which is hard as a rock
And she's sucking me dry
As she shudders and sighs
And I know I've atoned for my vice crime

Though it may be a sin
Still I can't help but grin
'Cause she still hasn't seen
My MF magazines
But I think I'll save those for a later time