This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
Below are excerpts from one section of The Bolkovan Phrasebook. The origins of the slender, recently-discovered book are uncertain. Only a few copies were printed. Many observers attribute it to the countess Raznia Grby, who is said to have prepared it for Bolkovan friends traveling to the U.S.
The Bolkovan Phrasebook
By
What a charming restaurant.
Champagne is always welcome, thank you.
I'll have the veal, but I hope the sauce is not too bland.
Another glass of champagne would be perfect, but first I must go to the ladies' room.
How different the things are that different cultures think of as dessert. This is the first time I have tasted such a dish.
Some people in my country would not put this in their mouth.
What a surprise. It's delightful actually.
The velvet of this banquette seat feels wonderfully sensuous.
Yes, I took them off in the rest room of the restaurant, just as you told me to.
Yes, more champagne goes well with anything.
In my country it is not required to leave such a generous tip.
Going to a fine hotel in the middle of the afternoon -- just the thought of it makes me wet.
Did you know beforehand that the room would have such interesting furniture?
Thank you. I got it all in Milan. It is much finer than the schlock one finds at Victoria's Secret.
What do you mean about my changing my haughty attitude?
You cannot do this, putting me across your lap like a little girl.
Stop. Your hand makes my bottom feel like it's on fire. Enough.
All right, all right: you are the one who decides when it's enough.
Oh, my poor bottom is so warm. I thought it would never end.
Yes, I have seen a riding crop before, but only in the tack room.
I thought Chesterfield was a cigarette. You mean bent over the end like this?
Ow, just one stroke is ten times worse than your hand.
I must thank you for my punishment? No. Please. I do not want any more.
Must I thank you in this way too? But it's so big. Some people in my country would not put this in their mouth.
What a surprise. It's delightful actually.
Yes, more champagne goes well with anything.
If you are not going to spank me again, why must I present my bottom like this?
Please, not there. This is so embarrassing, and I am so small there. I have never done this before.
In my language, tube and lube do not rhyme. Your poets must have fun with these words.
Your fingers slide in much more easily than I thought they would.
Yes, it was fantastic. I did not think I would be able to take it all. But it will be some time before I would do it again. Let us go to the shower. There are interesting things one can do with soap.
It's nice to be free for the entire afternoon, and the bed is so comfortable and large.
Thank you. More champagne is always welcome.
The End
© Copyright Bird, 27 June 2003
Reviews
Lori <peachesicu(at)aol(dot)com>
With phrases like these traveling a-broad ,<g> takes on a whole new meaning for me. The Bolkovan Phrasebook is the perfect take along for any broad-ranging bottom traveler, male or female. These excerpts remarkably are linked in just the right use. In the intro I would have stated this was how those excerpts were used by a certain traveling visitor.
Random excerpts just couldn't be in this good an order <eg>. I really enjoyed picturing someone looking them up in a translator before using them. Had a great time reading this one. Very good.
Kent Stoneking <kentls01(at)msn(dot)com>
What a delightful read! Although everything that happened wasn't to my liking, I had a good time following the story through the one-sided conversation. The author's sense of humor really stood out.
Sassy Jo <sassy_jolene(at)hotmail(dot)com>
It got me giggling. A bit far fetched, but humorous. I don't know about saying it is a phrasebook. It is more funny to me than erotic, but I am a quirky person anyway. It is pretty original I believe. And considering it is supposed to be a phrasebook, it isn't really supposed to flow. Good job author!