Spank My Butt

This short story is an entry in the 2003 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments

Category: Parody
This is a parody of the Rolling Stones song, Start Me Up. As a fan, I don't mean any disrespect. I hope you enjoy.

Spank My Butt

Mr. Sexy Legs <locrain@earthlink.net>

If you spank my butt.
If you spank my butt, don't ever stop.
If you spank my butt.
If you spank my butt, don't ever stop.

They'll be burning hot.
The job we're riggin' you're the top.
If you spank my butt.
If you spank my butt, don't ever stop, ever stop, ever stop, don't ever stop.

Make this grown man cry. Make this grown man cry.
Make this grown man cry.

Spank out the oil, the misery.
I want my red butt to gleam, gleam, and sheen.
Spank my butt.
You can spank my butt.

Spank it harder, give it all you've got, you've got, you've got.
I have purple cheeks, yet you still can beat.
If you strap it up, and if you like it, welt it up, welt it up, welt it up,
welt it up.

Make this grown man cry. Harder, I want to cry.
Make this grown man cry.

My thighs delight, my blistered cheeks.
My forehead's sweaty, she's a mean, mean ex-Marine.

Make this grown man cry. Harder, I want to cry.
Make this grown man cry.

Spank my butt.
Mm, Spank my butt.
Now, spank with all you've got, you've got, never, never, never stop.
Spank my butt, Yeooow.

Oh, baby, why don't you spank my butt.
Make this grown man cry. Harder, I want to cry.
Make this grown man cry.

Spank with the hand at double speed.
Spank me places that never, never been.

Once you spank my butt,
Let me tell you, we will never stop.
Never stop, you're the top, you're the top, never, never, never stop.

Spank my butt.
You'll never stop, you're the top.
You, you made this grown man cry.

You, you gave a stinging bum.
You, you gave a burning bum.
You, spanked my hairless bum.
Yeah, and you, and you....

The End

Reviews

Sir Hal <janhal(at)midsouth(dot)rr(dot)com>
You did a good job keeping the timing. This was my first Parody to judge and I enjoyed it. I don't consider it a story but it conveyed an interesting message. I thought that it took a lot of skill to select the words that would fit the music properly. Who knows you might have a bright future as a song writer. Keep up the good work. Not sure if this one is going to get recorded or not. Maybe you can send a copy to Madonna.

C_bear <teddybearbrat(at)cableone(dot)net>
This was really a good parody at first I had a bit of trouble getting it to fit the music, but after rereading it slowly, my fault for reading too fast, I could just fell how the words would fit the music. I was very pleased to notice that all of the verses are represented, not just one and a chorus like on many parodies I have read in the past.

Excellent and catchy too. LOL I would love to hear this set to the music; karoke anyone?

Lori <peachesicu(at)aol(dot)com>
I wish I could remember the original tune all the way though a long parody, but usually I get carried away in the spanking picture it paints in my minds eye to be able to sing along. I liked this parody very much. I liked the line «You, spanked my hairless bum.» Made me giggle.

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