This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
You Don't Fit The Body That You're Trapped In
By
Mara Maharakshasa <MaraMahaRakshasa@aol.com>
Sam Goldwyn said of J. Finkelstein Bobbit: "he's the same height as a dwarf, only shorter." But many of the studio's epic movies would have been forgettable without his Wagnerian soundtracks. Who can forget 'Nighttime In Cincinnati' or 'Colonel Bloodmoney's Redemption'?
But Fink, as everyone called him _ though not to his face, because it was a pain in the neck looking down at him _ yearned to write musicals. Romantic comedies, with troupes of dancing girls, yearning moonlight arias and fast- paced tap-dancing stunts peppered through the plot. He wanted to act, too.
"Forget it," Goldwyn told him. "Thespians and lesbians I got up to my ears. I need you for the symphonicated stuff. It's a gift, get used to it."
Fink, at five foot nothing and 275 lbs, was a comical figure on the set. But in his own eyes, he was merely of 'average build.' "People are so tall in Hollywood," he'd remark, "It must be the sunshine." And: "They're all so rich, but they can't afford food? I don't get it!"
His ceaseless attempts to seduce actresses were a running gag on movie sets. But when he got close enough to make eye contact, when he dazzled them with his wit, when he made his move, he scored. Why? Because nature had compensated his roly-poly build with a prodigious shlong; a salami of an impaler. And because he possessed a tongue as long and busy as a lizard's.
He's taken Marina, a bubbly redhead, to dinner. She's gorgeous, but scarcely bright.
As he hungrily eyes the menu, and her, he orders:
"A bottle of Chateau Plongeur sauvignon blanc, please."
"Is it white?" she chirps.
"Yellowish. Now, let me tell you more about my
'Gay Girls Of The Nile' plot. It's a musical about King Tut, the pharaoh who invented disapproval. You'd be perfect as his queen, Tootsi."
"Oh!"
"Wearing just a snake in the first scene"
"Saucy!" she sighs.
His second dessert is between her thighs, and she's threshing with ecstasy on his bed. When he drops his pants, revealing rampant 'Igor,' she's in heaven.
"Beg for it," he growls.
She crawls toward him, reaching for it with both hands, smothering the glistening tip in kisses. He grins.
She's disheveled, make-up smeared, eager to fuck. She's his.
"You'll kill me with this," she murmurs. "Oh, please!"
"But first, I'm having that cute little backside of yours," he cautions her, "Like I told you."
She sighs and drapes herself over his lap. Then, with musical syncopation, with the rhythmic skill of the best jazz writers, he begins to spank her. She wriggles, but makes no attempt to escape. He's humming under his breath, improvising another great new showstopper. And she's yipping and groaning the ecstatic hymn of a happy woman.
Soon her rump has taken on a satisfying ruddy glow, and he reaches for a cane and begins to give her short, harsh strokes.
"As soon as you come, you'll get the zeppelin, baby," he promises. "Just decide where."
The End
© Copyright by Mara Maharakshasa, 2002. All rights are reserved by the author. Do not retransmit, store (except for personal use) or publish without permission.
Reviews
Frank <sswitcher(at)yahoo(dot)com>
A rather exaggerated illustration of the widely-held notion that personality (plus a big dick) can more than compensate for a lack of superficial physical attractiveness. The reference to Sam Goldwyn, plus an uneasy sense of deja vu with respect to some of the witty dialog, had me wondering whether the character of Bobbit was based on an actual historical person - but as far as I can figure out, this appears not to be the case. Although the story does contain a spanking and caning, I'm sorry to have to admit that it does little for me in this setting. The incongruous visual image is (at least for me) not particularly erotic, and the spanking seems rather decidedly not to be the main point or focus of the story.
Mary Catherine <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
A nicely written story, with some crisp dialogue. It seemed though that the spanking was more of an afterthought than integral part of the story.
Jodi <ladiejj(at)webtv(dot)net>
This is an interesting story with a historic feel. The spanking is exciting as the details let us hear the music he is making on her butt. The best part of this story is the characterization. This was a fun read.
Owen Williamson <ashthorn(at)maildulf(dot)com>
I rather felt that this tale meandered towards its end, rather than rose to a climax. It took a while to get the characters in place for a spanking, and then it was all over.