This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
The Diagnosis
By
Valerie Meilong <VMeilong1@excite.com>
"Good morning," said the doctor politely. "What can I do for you?"
The man shuffled uneasily. "Well, it isn't me. I'm fine. It's my wife."
The doctor kept his face straight, though inwardly he was seething. "Stupid dork. Why don't you send her?" he thought, though he said nothing, not trusting himself to speak.
"You see, she just sits around all day, just playing with her computer. She's listless, and doesn't seem to want to do anything most of the day. The house is getting filthy. I think she's ill."
"Well, you'd better ask her to come and see me," the doctor retorted sharply.
"I suggested that, but she refused. Just lost her temper." The doctor, raised his eyebrows, and gave a little Gallic shrug of the shoulders.
The man lowered his eyes, and said sheepishly, "And, another thing, she spends most of her time looking at the SSS Archives, and web pages like that. Er...you know what they're all about?"
The doctor snorted. "I have heard," he said dryly. "Well then, it's easy to solve the problem, isn't it? Go straight home, put her across your knee, and spank her hard on the bare bottom. It's obviously that that's what she wants, a spanking. You're in a win-win situation. If she hates it, then you threaten to spank her again if she doesn't snap out of it. If she likes it, then threaten never to spank her again if she doesn't improve."
The man beamed, thanked the doctor, paid his bill, and left.
Two days later, a woman came to his office. She looked worried. After beating about the bush for a while she said, "I've been spanked. My bottom is bruised. It's all your fault. You advised my husband to put me across his lap and spank me, did you not?
"Oh yes. I remember. Yes, I did give him that advice."
"Well he did spank me, and darned painful it was too. But it's not fair. I don't deserve to be spanked. I am ill, I tell you. I want you to examine me and tell me what is wrong with me."
"A general physical?" She nodded. He shrugged his shoulders. "OK. But that's expensive."
"I don't care. I want to know what is wrong with me."
"Okay," he said. "Take your clothes off, please."
The examination was thorough and intimate. "Might as well enjoy myself," thought the doctor, for she was shapely and attractive. Although she squirmed a lot, she didn't resist or object while he peered and prodded between her legs. Then he made her turn over, and gently rubbed the pink patches on her bottom. He enjoyed that.
When he'd finished and she'd put her clothes on again, she said, "Now tell me what's wrong with me."
He looked at her calmly, remembering what her husband had said. "In plain English, madam, you are thoroughly lazy."
"Yes, doctor, but that won't impress my husband in the slightest. Tell me what the medical term is?"
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
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Reviews
Pam <PamiMac(at)aol(dot)com>
Valerie has come in with #56 and may win the quantity award this year. I am afraid though that this story doesn't really seem to be as clever as I think the author wanted it to be or maybe as funny. It's like this started as a joke and was expanded to be a spanking story. Technically the writing seems fine however. I have enjoyed some of her stories that she has written. PM
Pablo <Pablo(dot)Stubbs(at)newsguy(dot)com>
It's often only once you reach the end of Valerie's stories that you realise exactly which old groaner has been co-opted into a spanking theme, but they're groaners all the same. Told with a straight face, though, which is just as it should be.