This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Firsts/Adult
Sunday Dinner
By
Dyke Grrl <dyke.grrl@verizon.net>
I always knew she was insane, but THIS was one of the craziest schemes she'd had yet.
"But I don't WANT a spanking," I protested.
"Well, it's the deal I'm offering," said Janey. "You come with me to my sister's, and if you refrain from doing anything to provoke her, you'll get a good spanking when we come home."
"Ja-a-nEY. I don't LIKE your sister."
"Few people do. But she was kind enough to invite both of us, and we're BOTH going."
"Probably wants to send us to an ex-gay deprogrammer."
"Probably," Janey agreed.
I sulked in the car there, and I sulked on the way home. But I had refrained from being mean to Janey's sister, all night long.
She served roast beef, mashed potatoes, and peas for dinner, and I politely ate the potatoes and peas, without reminding her that we're vegetarians. I politely sat through the slides of her trip to Ireland, without commenting on the quality of the pictures. I politely nodded while she griped about being single. My courtesy was nothing short of heroic.
"Enjoy your dinner?" Sam raised her eyebrow as she watched Janey and me making sandwiches when we got back.
"Oh, yes. Mashed potatoes and peas, quite the feast."
"That's one," Janey smiled.
"Sam, I need you to contribute to my latest charity. Your donation of only three dollars a week will help to convert a hopeless straight girl so she can enjoy dating women. Did you know, it's EASY to pick up women, they just fall at your feet.. Our lovely hostess told me."
"That's two."
"Or she should just sell her travel photos. She has so many.."
"Three."
"As for her decorating style. Say, Janey, why don't we get some nice gay boy to go decorate her house. I can think of some with really restrained tastes."
Sam snorted. Janey finished her sandwich, and waited for me to finish mine. "Upstairs." I waved at Sam, and followed Janey to her room.
"You were quite good, Michelle. You can pick any three things you want to warm your bottom."
"You are a strange woman, Janey," I said. I thought a while, and then, "Your hand, the little paddle, and the ruler. And next time?"
Janey raised her eyebrows.
"NEXT time, I get a spanking before, too. Just think how fun it will be, to watch me wriggling on a sore bottom, as she's boring us to death."
Janey smirked. Then she sat down, and I got into position to collect my reward.
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
Reviews
Julie Moon <Msmusic4(at)won(dot)com>
This story had the potential to be fun but it was confusing. It grabbed my attention at first, being nice at dinner with the sister from hell, but then it was not clear who all the people were and what was the reason for the punishment/reward. It seems like the author had more to say and was trying to keep it under 500 words. Maybe a longer version (not for sss short stories) would be better in this situation
Michele <mcasson(at)telus(dot)com>
Many readers will identify with the scenario in this story- the obligatory family visit to see the relative from hell. Dyke grrl's story is both charming and humorous. And ya gotta love any story that ends with a good girl spanking.
Well, I do, anyway.