This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
Sgt Preston and the Beanstalk
By
David Russell <guyradio@webtv.net>
Charmin comes running in
Sarge , Sarge Somebody named jack needs us His cow was stolen
Thats a lot of bull Come on King and Charm Lets go
Rowlf Rolf sure Rawge.
Put down your paw , You dont have to salute me Damn dog
Rawwwwwwwwwwwwh Sorry King
They arrive in northern Tonroto They wore raincoats on account of the blue jays, ,lol
Sarge , Sarge I need a spanking and he puts Charmin over his horse and spanks her once more
Ohhhhhh Sarge you are a mountie.
Are you Jack
Yes sir,
I dont know jack sir Charmin said I know I know you dont need to tell me
When was the last time you saw your cow
He was jumping over the moon with the plate and the spoon
I know, I know
Whats that beanstalk ? Oh that belongs to the giant
Is he the cattle rustler/
The three made their way to the top of the bean stalk The giant tells Charmin Fee Fi fo fum
Im going to spank your bum
Ohhhh goodie
I ate your cow It was good
He had a solid gold paddle that was worth millions
Jack grabbed the paddle and Charmin said could you please try it on me when we get home
Sure Charm.
They hurried down the beanstalk and Sarge grabbed an axe and gave the beanstalk forty whacks
Then Jack gave Charmin forty whacks with the paddle
She walked beside Sarge all the way home
The giant landed in a garden in the middle of the village.
It was a sunken garden after he landed
He made a big impression on the village
King watered the beanstalk before it was chopped down
Remember if a giant gives you any trouble spank them
dave russell the phantom rider of internet
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
Reviews
Michele <mcasson(at)telus(dot)com>
I love a good pun, and Dave Russell's tales are always chock full of them. As well, he often likes to play with and integrate two very different stories. The results, as in this story, generally provoke giggles and goofy smiles of pleasure.
If Asssville truly were a town, Dave would be a stand-up comic, on stage entertaining folks with his routines.
Needy Wench <needywench(at)hotmail(dot)com>
I only vaguely recognize some of the characters in this mixture of fairy tales and old TV shows, and jokes about sports teams. Perhaps sentence punctuation and proper quotation marks would have made it flow better?