This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
My Efficiency Expert
By
Valerie Meilong <VMeilong1@excite.com>
There are times when I think my husband, Frederic Winslow Taylor, is a royal pain in the butt. He wasn't always like this, mind. Before we got married he was a gem. He would belt me as soon as look at me, if you know what I mean. He wrote an article entitled, Notes on Belting. Went down a treat with the ASME.
Then we got married, and life became complicated. Someone had to do the housework. Time for spanking diminished.
He got excited about Scientific Management. Do it simpler, Do it smarter, Do it quicker. He used to screw me only on the bed. Now he'd screw me standing up, from behind, by the stove when I'm preparing breakfast. Nice, but it does affect the quality of my pancakes.
He applied his enthusiasm for efficiency to our spanking sessions. I had to have my skirt off when he came home from the office. Saves time, he would say. Then I had to have my panties around my ankles when he got home. I tried it once, but when I left the kitchen to go to the bathroom, I fell over and hurt my knee. I said firmly if I had to be ready for him when he got in, then my panties had to be fully off, no half measures.
I was like this one day when I heard his car drive up. Only it wasn't his car, and it wasn't him. It was the vicar. He was startled, but he couldn't have minded 'cos he calls on me frequently now. Optimism, I suppose.
My husband got quite interested in time-studying our spanking. Tried to fix up a time clock to measure the most efficient way of getting my skirt up and my panties down, and the shortest time it took to get my bottom red. We had difficulty in measuring the exact shade of red, though. Apparently reds are not standardised, so calibrating the detector proved difficult.
He found that he sometimes woke up in the morning with a hard on, and then he would immediately spank me to try and get me aroused too. But we are not good at getting up in the morning, and we sometimes overslept. Occasionally he had to break off half way through to leave for the office. Very tiresome, and most unsatisfactory.
What caused the real problem, was when I got a job. God! The rush we used to have over my morning spankings. But he solved that problem. Regressive spanking, is what he calls it - the opposite of Progressive spanking.
What is it? Okay, I'll tell you. You might like to try it. It's perfect for the working girl. When she gets out of bed in the morning, she puts on her blouse, but nothing else. Then she is spanked on her bare bottom, then she's spanked on her panties, and finally on her pants. This means that if she has to rush off to work afterwards, she's already dressed.
The End
Author'sNote: Do not confuse my husband with Frederick Winslow Taylor, who was also a time and motion expert (found it cheaper by the dozen, remember?) and who also wrote a paper called Notes on Belting. This was published in the Transactions of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers (in 1894, honest). But it was not as popular as the paper my husband Frederic Winslow Taylor wrote. On reflection, my husband's paper was published in ASSME. (Very popular Society, ASSME.)
© Copyright Summer, 2001
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Reviews
RCG <rcg1574(at)yahoo(dot)com>
Wa-hoo! Standardized spankings. I suppose we will have to form a committee to draft a procedure book - iso-8380657875 (decimal pairs spell "SPANK" in ascii)
Making fun of engineers is just too easy!
Frank <sswitcher(at)yahoo(dot)com>
Among the more refreshingly humorous and original of Valerie Meilong's many and diverse contributions, certainly few spanking stories leave so many delightfully funny images in the reader's mind. I will have to try that regressive spanking idea some time. Of course one would have to significantly increase the intensity at each stage to compensate for the added layer of protection, and I imagine it would take a fair bit of practise to get this just right. Lastly, I have to apologize for doubting Valerie's honesty. I found the story's final note so implausible that I felt compelled to check - and I was astonished to find that the alleged 1894 paper Notes on Belting really does exist!