This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult, Child, Animal, M/f, F/m, FF/MM, MM/FF, consensual sex, incest, pederasty
Jack and Jill
By
Valerie Meilong <VMeilong1@excite.com>
LEGAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
The author Valerie Meilong, apologizes for the way in which men are represented in her stories. It was never her intention to imply that men are bullies, or sadists, who are concerned more with their personal vendettas against schoolchildren, daughters, wives or secretaries, or that they had power struggles other than the problems of exercising their God-given superiority, nor to suggest at any time that they deny females of any age the normal position of their dress, skirts, jeans, or other outer garments in the mistaken impression that their sexual stimulation comes before the well-being of the people they consider they may freely discipline, nor to imply at any stage that they are nasty picky little beasts without an ounce of concern for the comfort of their female family, friends, or associates, nor indeed has she intended that readers should consider men as crabby ulcerous self-seeking bombastic vermin with hairy legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. She apologizes if this impression has come across.
COPYRIGHT WAIVER.
The story given below is not copyright and anyone can steal, copy, or modify it freely and without danger of legal action. It may be published in any form, in any web page on the Internet, whether demands for payment for viewing or made not.
ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT
The author also announces that this story is absolutely suitable for family reading. Parental guidance is not required. All rude words such as bum, tit, or ass, have been removed, bowdlerized, or moderated, to make the story wholesome and digestible. It does not contain words such as underpants, knickers, panties, drawers, or briefs. Anatomical references to bottom, buttocks, butt, behind, posterior, seat, and hindquarters have been deleted. There are no chapters in this story with women, or girls, of any age, being spanked, caned, paddled or whipped. No member of the female sex has her dress lifted, her jeans unsnapped, her underclothes pulled down or has her bottom bared. There are no references to headmasters, headmistresses, teachers, husbands, employers, boyfriends, or parents, wielding canes, straps, belts, paddles, or any such instrument capable of causing pain. The phrases "bend over the desk," or "get over my lap," are not used. No one says "Ow," "Ouch," "Yeow," or utters any similar cry of distress. The words "Thwack," "Splat," and "Swish," are rigidly excluded. There is no corner time.
Erudite words such as cunnilingus, pederasty, micturition, and concupiscence, have been omitted to keep the text simple and easily understood. Anything in the story that is salacious, lascivious, libidinous, prurient, or obscene, exists purely in the mind of the reader. However, the author reserves the right to include such words as are freely used on TV or the movies, especially those words used by Eddy Murphy.
Story begins. (500 words, before moderation)
Jack went up the hill with Jill. "Shit," he said. "Shut the fuck up, you mother," said Jill as he pushed his (word deleted) into her (word deleted).
Story ends.
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
This document may contain explicit material of an ADULT nature. ***READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!*** This story is for entertainment purposes only, and it does not necessarily represent the viewpoint of the author. All characters are fictional and any resemblance to any real person alive or dead is purely coincidental. The Copyright of this story is held by ESP Publishing Ltd., Beijing, China. All Rights Reserved. Free distribution via an electronic medium such as the Internet is permitted as long as the text is not modified, and the name of the author and this copyright notice is clearly included. Any other form of publication is expressly forbidden unless authorized in writing by ESP Publishing Ltd.
Reviews
Molly B <mollyb(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Since there was no "Adult, Child, Animal, M/f, F/m, FF/MM, MM/FF, consensual sex, incest, pederasty" category, I'm guessing this one's really intended for "humor," and the joke of the story is amusing.
Jodi <ladiejj(at)webtv(dot)net>
This entry is a little hard to understand (as far as being a story). I guess it is supposed to be a joke. Some parts are funny like all the lists of spanking words and phrases and such. I do think that the first part (legal announcement) may be found offensive by some. It does however make a statement about censorship in our day and age.