This short story is an entry in the 2001 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Adult
Clumsy Claude
By
Valerie Meilong <VMeilong1@excite.com>
Janet ruefully related her experiences with Claude - you know how girls get together afterwards and tell all. "He may be drop-dead gorgeous," she said, "but no wonder they call him Clumsy Claude. He missed my vagina four times."
"That dork couldn't tell a cunt from a cow's foot," said Delores.
"He's good at the 'unders,' mind you, I'll give him that," said one of the girls
"Yeah, when his fingers are under your bra he sure knows how to tweak a nipple."
"Maybe, but when he slipped his hand under my panties he didn't know where to put his fingers," said Sharon."
"Clumsy Claude needs lessons," said Delores. "Yes," they chorused, and several proposals were submitted. "Wait, I've a better idea," said Sharon. Five minutes later, chuckling with glee, they accepted her plan. Claude was invited to join their Sorority, the gamma theta kappa theta
Drop-dead Gorgeous Claude was flattered. Wow! Invited to join an all-girls Sorority!
On the initiation night he was taken to a small room inside the Sorority House by two mini-skirted officials, and ordered to strip. One had sword, and the other a noose of thick nylon cord which was put around his neck. "We're Guardians," one explained. "If, during the initiation, you rush forward in a panic, you'll strangle yourself. The sword will be at your back. If you rush backward you'll impale yourself."
They blindfolded him, and led him into the main chamber. Five officers sat in front of the President, with the girls along the side walls. He was led slowly around the room, and each girl had a quick penis-fondle. He came up like a railroad-crossing barrier.
Each officer, in turn, then took his penis in her mouth. "Choose the best," he was told. He was silent. They were all nice. Whack! The Guardian with the sword brought it down hard across his bottom. "Choose!" she growled. "Ouch!' he gasped. "All right! Number three."
"Prepare her," said the President portentously.
Number three undressed and stretched on a padded chaise longue, and opened her legs wide. Claude's blindfold was removed. He was horrified, and deflated immediately. The officers had to suck for several minutes before he became erect again.
He was forced between the girl's legs. "Ow!" she screamed. "That's my pee-hole, asshole." He tried again. "Ow!" she shrieked. "That's my asshole, asshole." It took five tries before he penetrated properly.
He lay motionless for a minute, and the girl signaled with her thumb. Whap! The flat edge of the sword came down hard on Claude's naked buns. "Yipes!" he yelled, and gave a convulsive jump, thrusting his pelvis forward involuntarily. She lifted her thumb again, and once more he thrust into her.
Seven sword-induced thrusts later, the girl was becoming aroused, but Claude was nearly finished. Frantically she tried to reach her first climax, but he screamed, ejaculated, and went limp. He was never invited to a Sorority meeting again.
Across the campus he is now referred to CUC, Clumsy Useless Claude.
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2001
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Reviews
Tami <tamishy(at)webtv(dot)net>
Some things you just can't change, but its fun to try, Better luck next time girls. Cute college fantasy. (tami)
Simon <srb(at)srb@imrryr(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk>
Sorority houses are always a good source of fantasy, and this story provides a new twist to the genre. An unusual premise and a nice attempt at some humour. I didn't think this was as strong as some of Valerie's other entries though.
Haron <aster(at)mail(dot)i(dot)com(dot)ua>
This "girls in charge" story could probably serve as a warning to all boys who don't make sure they know what to do with a girl prior to doing it. A boy who'd know he would have to go through procedure like this would probably take time to practice with a doll well in advance, to save himself grief.