David Blake eased the car out of the farm drive and onto
the highway. The Gordons, like a lot of Jen's parishioners,
lived in a farmhouse although they both worked for industrial
companies.
"So what did you think?" Jen asked.
"Nice folks."
"What did you think about the sermon?" Jen was always invited
to some family's Sunday dinner after service, and he was included
as her husband. Jen paid attention to their hosts while she was
there, but she wanted 'feedback' on her sermon afterwards. He
suspected that what she really wanted was some negative comments
to verify her opinion that she was a poor preacher. It was an
opinion he didn't share, but today's sermon had its faults. The
Gospel had told about the Disciples walking through the fields
husking and eating grain on the Sabbath. Jen had emphasized that
the complaining Pharisees had ignored the worse offense of eating
food which didn't belong to them.
"Let me look something up before I go into this. Do you have
a Strong's?"
"Cruden's. I'll get it for you when we get back." The
Cruden's was a paperback. He made a mental note. She needed a
better concordance. A copy of Strong's would make a good
Christmas gift. When Cruden's didn't yield the reference he
wanted under 'basket,' he gave that gift a higher mental
priority.
He took a while to find the passage he wanted. He took the
Bible to Jen opened to Deuteronomy, Chapter 23, and said, "Read
verses 24 and 25."
"Oh my God!" she said.
"The reason that the Pharisees didn't raise the issue of the
Disciples eating grain they had picked from somebody else's field
is that this was perfectly legal."
"I don't mind your knowing more than I do. After all.... But
I got this idea from one of those sermon-starter books."
"That's a problem I've pointed out about myself. We New-
Testament types don't know the Old Testament well enough. Why do
you think I read a chapter a night?"
"Because you need to know everything."
"I'll never know everything. Some days I suspect I'll never
know much.... Look. This isn't working."
"What isn't?"
"Commenting on your sermons on Sunday afternoon."
"You just have another agenda for Sundays."
"Look. I'm not a professor of hermenuetics. I'm a content
guy, a professor of New Testament."
"You know more about preaching than I do."
"Not a hell of a lot."
"And I won't make that mistake again."
"You also won't preach on that text for another three years.
I really doubt you'd repeat that point, anyway. Why don't you
let me hear your sermon before everybody else does?
Thursday night?"
"You want me to prepare earlier."
"Not just that...." It wouldn't hurt, though. Jen thought of
herself as a poor preacher, so she skimped preparation -- which
ended up with some poor sermons. This was mostly circular. Jen
kept asking his advice on preaching, but she ignored the advice
he thought most important. "But, you know, if you had one-tenth
the respect for me as a preacher you claim to have, you'd at
least listen to my advice on preparation."
"I don't have as much time as you want me to take."
"But I'm not asking for more time, really. I'm asking for
better-distributed time. Try it out for me, will you? A prep
time on Tuesday or Wednesday. Three weeks out of four that will
take only the extra twenty minutes of running through it once.
The fourth week, you'll be glad you took the time."
"I'll try." Which, from anybody else, would have been a
polite dismissal. Jen did try, though.
That meant another night in the week when the newlyweds --
well reasonably newly -- couldn't make love. Jen didn't want
anything distracting her on Saturday night from her preparation
for the service the next morning. Thursdays, Jen would come back
from choir practice, gather and read over her sermon notes, and
then deliver her sermon to a congregation of one. She was tired
when she finished; it was late; more often than not, he would
have some improvements to suggest, which -- however much she
wanted them -- did not leave her in a romantic mood.
Friday nights, though, were as sweet as ever.
Then came the Thursday when her sermon ran over the half-hour
mark. "Well," she said, "I tightened as much as I could."
"You tightened too much," he responded. "You have two ideas
there; choose one of them. If you want, preach the other point
the next week. You're married to me; you didn't swear to love,
honor, and obey the Lectionary."
"I didn't swear to love, honor, and obey you."
"Campbell betrayed me. I bribed him to put it in."
She stuck out her tongue at him. "It's a thought, though,"
she said. Sunday, she preached on the woman who touched the hem
of Jesus' robe, ending a little early.
"I'm glad I married you," she said on the drive back from the
Swensons'.
"I am, too. If we'd just shacked up, the Swensons might
respect you less as their pastor."
"Sometimes, I'm glad I married you." But she was
laughing. "I think today's sermon was well-received. Much
better than what I started with."
"I think today's sermon was very good," he said.
"Much better than what I started with," Jen repeated. "You
didn't say that, but you meant it."
"I meant that it was very good. Don't sell yourself
short."
After supper, he read the Gospel for the next week. Then he
ended with, "And what struck you for today?"
"Everybody who knew him as a kid couldn't believe he spoke
with authority. What struck you?"
"The people had such little faith that not even Jesus could
perform much in the way of miracles."
They continued their discussion. After they'd finished, they
stacked the dishwasher working together. "So," Jen asked out of
the blue, "should I preach on this or go on with Jairus's
daughter?"
"Whichever you feel your congregation needs to hear. And
there are two more lessons, as well. You're the preacher; I'm
merely a consultant."
"That's not all you are."
"No. But that can wait 'til we're done in the kitchen."
Jen laughed. "Honeymoon's over. You didn't use to wait 'til
we were done in the kitchen."
"I didn't?" He grabbed a dishtowel to protect her dress from
the grease on his hands. Then he hugged her to him and kissed
her, his tongue meeting her welcoming one. He pulled her body
against his by her wonderful bottom. Finally, they broke the
kiss. "Did I act like that?"
"Something like that."
"Extremely naughty of me." he said. "Independence UMC provides
this room for the preparation of its pastor's meals, not for
canoodling."
"I'm sure that nobody on the Trustees intends this for
canoodling." She was laughing. The vocabulary was strange to
her; he'd bet it wouldn't be strange to the trustees.
"That's why they provide all those bedrooms upstairs."
She giggled. And, when the dishwasher was running, she headed
up the stairs with her bottom waving to him.
His undressing her was less efficient than each doing himself,
but they weren't out for efficiency. They were home; when they
were done, they need only turn off the lamp. The long drives
after lovemaking were a thing of the past.
As soon as his hands bared a new part of her body, his mouth
greeted it. Then she got in bed while he stripped. She turned
on the lamp; he turned off the overhead light. When he climbed
into bed beside her, they shared a sweet kiss before his mouth
traveled down her body. As his mouth visited her ear and throat
and shoulder, his hand stroked all that he could reach. When he
kissed her nipple, though, her legs spread in silent
invitation.
He stroked the insides of her thighs briefly, but soon he
reached her mound. Her lips were nice and juicy when he reached
them. He kissed across to her other breast and up to that nipple
before he allowed himself to touch her nubbin.
As her breathing quickened, he kissed down over her belly.
Then he had to break off to get between her legs. She spread
them some more and raised her knees. He kissed the insides of
her thighs, slowly tracing a path towards her center. He spread
her outer lips before licking her inner ones. "Oh, yes, David,"
she said.
She tasted sweet, and he concentrated on the lips until she
pulled his head against her. Then he held a breast with his left
hand, and slipped the index finger of his right within her. She
quivered when he first licked her nubbin. He alternated between
that and her lips until he could feel her tense. Then he stroked
the top of her tunnel as he licked her nubbin.
"Oh," she said as she convulsed.
When she pushed his head away, he moved aside immediately. He
came up in the bed to lie beside her and hug her. He brought her
near hand to his mouth and kissed it. "Ready?" he asked when she
seemed to be recovered.
"Oh, yes."
They had another kiss with dueling tongues. He gave each
breast due attention, he even kissed her thighs again. But, this
time, he moved much more rapidly to her center. He avoided her
nubbin, which would be much too sensitive right now, for her
lips.
"David," she said and pulled at his shoulders. As he moved up
her body, she grasped his phallus. He paused for an instant as
she guided him within.
How smooth she felt, and how warm. "Love you," he said when
he was fully ensconced.
"Love you," she replied, moving her hips slightly up and down.
He shifted his weight onto his elbows and his hands onto her
breasts. Feeling the nipples tickle his palms, he began long,
slow, strokes within her.
"Mmm, yes," she said and held his back. She moved against him
in response to his motions.
Soon he couldn't keep those motions slow. Jen didn't help by
moving her hands down to his bottom and tightening around him. As
he stroked faster and faster, she pressed against him more
fiercely on the in strokes. When she convulsed around him and
clawed at his bottom, he lost it.
He drove deep within her and hard against her. "Jen!" he said
as he erupted. "Jen Niff Fer."
They lay gasping for a minute. Then he managed to pull out
and lie on his side. She snuggled up against him in the spoon,
and he covered them both with the sheet and blankets.
His alarm woke her when it woke him, but he kissed her as he
got up. "Not your day," he said. "Go back to sleep." She
seemed to as he ran the bath. He had a quick breakfast and drove
to the station. He didn't see Jen until dinner time, and -- then
-- it was a rushed meal before she hurried off to a meeting of
the Administrative Board and Council of Ministries.
The next two days were equally hectic. Thursday, though, when
Jen got back from choir, he sat down to listen to her. "You
didn't hear wrong," she began, "and we didn't make a mistake.
This was the same Gospel lesson as last week. There are two
stories in this one passage, and David suggested that I preach on
them on different Sundays." She went on to tell the story of
Jairus's daughter. "She wasn't somebody Jesus knew. Her parents
weren't his old friends." she finished. "She was ill, and then
dead; she had a need. And the woman with a hemorrhage had a
need. Jesus didn't know her, didn't even know who had touched
Him. He cured them both because they both had needs. And that
is the person we are called on to follow. We are called to serve
the needs of our fellow humans. We aren't called to help those
who've helped us in the past, nor to help our good friends, nor
the deserving, but to serve any of our fellow humans who have
needs."
"I," he said, "like it."
"It's all your doing."
"Not at all. And there is no reason to mention me at the
beginning. You decided to preach two sermons on the same text
because there are two stories in that text. I had nothing to do
with it except that I urged you to follow your judgment."
"More than that. We're partners."
"Then I'll be the silent partner."
"David Blake, silent. Now there's a thought. But
you'd rather I took it out?"
"Much rather. You're their pastor. I'm not."
And she did take it out. Sunday, the sermon sounded even
better. In line afterwards, people were complimentary. But then,
as Jen would be certain to point out if he mentioned it, people
in Independence were complimentary every week. The Olufs, who
were their hosts that Sunday, even mentioned the sermon.
"You think we should look after everybody?" Steve Olufs
asked.
"Well, yes," Jen answered. "But that wasn't what I said. I
said that Jesus told you to. The church doesn't pay me to give
my opinions; they pay me to preach the Scriptures."
"And," put in Melanie (Mrs. Olufs) "this Sunday you surely
did. I don't think of you like Cathy Mitchell does, and --
please, God -- I don't want to have her reasons; but your word
this morning sure made me think."
The conversation moved on to more immediate topics, but Jen
raised the point on the way home. "Y'know, you're good for me.
Everybody always says that they enjoyed my sermons. 'Enjoyed'! I
don't preach so they can enjoy themselves. But damn seldom do
they say that the sermon made them think. And Steve got the
point. And the comment about Cathy Mitchell, too."
"Now, that was none of my doing. Barely spoke with the
woman."
"You spoke with Henry, though. Spoke with him when I
couldn't."
"Well, I was another pair of ears that night. You were doing
the main caring."
"You were a rock that night, David. I'm glad I married
you."
This wasn't a time for quips. "I'm glad I married you,
too."
"You're just saying that 'cause you want my body."
"Well, that is one reason I'm glad I married you." And
if she asked for others reasons, he'd mention her good humor and
common sense. That would ruin the joking mood, but he couldn't
let her think she was only a body to him -- ruin the mood or
not.
She didn't say anything for a while, though, and they went
about their separate tasks. Sunday supper was plain, as they had
eaten a full dinner at the Olufs'. Over the remains of the meal,
they discussed the gospel for the next week. "Shaking the dust
of their feet struck me," said Jen. "It seems, pardon the
expression, an awfully unChristian thing to do."
"'Little Jesus, meek and mild' sure wouldn't say something
like that. Which might just suggest that our image is corrupt.
But," he corrected himself, "I digress. What struck me today was
the lack of preparation. They weren't to take a staff or an
extra tunic. I'm afraid I wouldn't start out on a journey like
that without having the car checked by a mechanic."
Days like this, he was tempted to wing it on the portion that
had struck Jen. He could already hear her sermon percolate. He
stuck to their pattern, though. He zeroed in on the portion which
had struck him earlier and for which he had prepared
questions.
Jen looked thoughtful while they dealt with the dishes. He
kept silent. He figured she could think and still do chores;
probably she couldn't think and still listen to his chat. On the
other hand, she'd been his student. It seemed to him that most
of his students were perfectly capable of following their own
thoughts while he was lecturing; they sure weren't following the
lecture.
She shook her head when the dishwasher started. "You sure you
won't mind if I don't follow your lead on the sermon
subject?"
"In the first place, that's what struck me yesterday. Even if
I were preaching next week, there is no guarantee that I would
preach on that. In the second place, you're the one appointed
here. Freedom of the pulpit and all that. Though John Knox
would be shocked to have a woman filling any pulpit. If I can
help, I'm pleased. If you found me restrictive, I'd be
disappointed."
"You were a great help on this morning's sermon." And before
he could say that he was pleased, she came over to give him a
kiss. This went on for a long, and very pleasant, time. Her
tongue welcomed his, and her bottom rolling under his hands.
When it was over, agreeing silently that the time for discussion
had gone, they went upstairs.
The time for clothing had about gone, too. This time they
alternated. He removed Jen's blouse; then she removed his shirt.
During the kiss when they were topless, he could feel her nipples
harden against his skin. Then they separated to take care of the
rest of their clothes, dumping the underwear in their hamper and
hanging the rest in separate closets. Last of all, lying in bed
beside Jen, he took off his glasses.
As it was chilly in the room, they kept two blankets over
them. The insulation wasn't all that effective. Every time he
kissed somewhere new on her, the motion let in another chilly
breeze. When he was finally ensconced between her legs and
kissing the insides of her thighs, they stopped for a
readjustment. She pulled the top blanket to his right and the
other to his left. A double layer covered his back and her
knees; a single layer kept the air out on the sides.
Inside this improvised tent, he took his time. He kissed the
inside of one thigh from the knee to just outside her lips, then
the other. He kissed a path from that thigh around to the other
just above her pubic hair. "David," Jen pled, "David,
please."
He parted her outer lips with his fingers, and licked her
inner ones until they, too, opened. He licked up the lip on his
right, just missing her clitoris. He repeated that on the lip to
his left. Jen pulled his head against her center by his hair.
He sucked in.
Then he licked her more directly. "Oh!" she said. She pulled
harder on his hair and raised her whole pelvis off the bed.
He moved up the bed, stopping only briefly to kiss each of her
nipples. She reached down to guide him into her. "Oh, yes," she
said as his phallus pushed between her lips. He kept going
forward until he was entirely sheathed. He kissed her lips, but
she was already moving under him.
He drove in and out, not even taking the time to move so he
could hold her breasts. He was peaking much too rapidly, really
should find some way to slow down. Even as he thought that,
though, she was pulling him by the bottom and shoving her pelvis
against his. She gasped as her center began clutching around
him.
"Jen!" he said. Then, he drove in even more strongly and
pulsed his seed into her. He was burning hot, and she felt hot
against his skin, too. The two of them were slippery with sweat,
he couldn't tell his from hers as he lay gasping on top of
her.
When he moved aside, she cuddled up against him. Minutes
later, his bottom was freezing. He readjusted the blankets so
that both covered both of them. He tucked the edges under Jen's
knees and shoulder.
"I love you," he said.
"You, too. You're not just a good advisor about
sermons."
Whatever had heated the room a few minutes before had now
dissipated. The air was cold on his face. Their cuddling was all
that was keeping them warm. But that was all right; the cuddling
was what he wanted most right then.