A Touch of Humor
by Sterling


Men. Small girls. Sex. Nothing too complicated. If you like a little wry humor in the background, you may find these extra fun.

Brownie Badge (20K): Brownies can comfort certain lonely men in a way that adults and even older girls can't. These are excerpts from the instructions for earning this badge.

You Peed In My Panties (34K): Something about Adam makes every woman he meets want to have his baby. In a couple cases he decides he would like to involve the woman's young daughter. Peeing in panties is an early part of the festivities.

The Trouble With Gurley Pets (84K): An adult "gurley" is a pet animal very much like a 6-year-old girl, but horny for men. Jeremy finds himself doing sexy things with his new pet Connie. It's technically bestiality, but it's confusing -- and then the pregnancies begin.

Scavenger Hunt (42K): The lone man at the Girl Scout camp carefully selects one 11-year-old girl from each team in the scavenger hunt and secretly adds a single item to the bottom of her list: 'sperm'

Poor Grandpa (43K): Grandpa has been left unable to move or communicate after a stroke, and the prognosis is poor. However, an experimental medical device displays how happy he is at any given time. The family is very conservative religiously and there has been no hint of sex education. Fourteen-year-old Katy loves her grandpa deeply and finds out what really makes him happy.

Please Make Me Pregnant (42K): Richard returns to an old vacation haunt to discover he fathered two girls sixteen years earlier on his previous visit. They are eerily perfect, and he cannot resist their entreaties to impregnate them, too. The older one doesn't know how babies are made, so he has to explain it as he goes. Their mother wants another baby too. The sex scenes feature a lot of "dirty" talk.

Donations For the Cause (14K): Kristen seemed like just an ordinary door-to-door canvasser for a good cause -- former child prostitutes in her case. She was looking for sponsors the way people do when they walk for hunger or something. But she wasn't going to walk; she was collecting something -- something measured in teaspoons.

How to Handle Virgin Sacrifices (33K): As the new High Priest, Glurg's duty is to pierce each virgin's heart with his stone knife. But the very first virgin he encounters has a different idea.

Seven-year-old Mary offers sperm communion (36K): A thousand women live on an island with no males, a sailor washes up, and as luck would have it he's a pedophile! A clever plan is hatched, and 7-year-old Mary is declared the Second Coming and offers communion from her pussy to the older, fertile ones around her.

Mannapping (23K): I was lured into a compromising situation by a trio of little girls with a shocking agenda.

Science Shows sex is good for girls (5K): The year is 2032 and overwhelming scientific evidence has accumulated showing that sex is good for girls. This is a brief summary of the scientific literature in layman's terms.

Peter the Pink-nosed Penis (18K): As a small boy, John has five limbs. Peter the penis is the smallest and most useless, the butt of jokes, the target of derision from the other limbs. But the day comes when he is the most important appendage of all, and he gets to share hot talk with vaginas as he plunges in and out.

The Net Utility of a Rape (27K): John has discover utility theory and evolutionary psychology, and he's discarding quaint old definitions of morality. He meets a young woman on a hike in the woods and decides that raping her really is the way to maximize his personal utility.


(first posted 6/2015)


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