While doing some work cataloging books for a local library, I noticed that the titles to children's books can be rather..... interesting.   Think like a porn author and they start to take on a whole new aspect.  The following are actual titles to actual books written for 6 to 8 year olds.

Counting Seeds
Working Together
With Mom and Dad
Needs and Wants
Playground Fun
Our Mom
Families
One for You, One for Me
My Family
100 Day
At the Park
Bedtime Fun
Train Ride
Time for Tacos
Splash
Pran's Week of Adventure
A Snack for Roberto
Puppy Play
Granpa's Trains
People Who Lead Us
Why Did They Come?