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* "Young Dumb and Full of Cum" by Mike Hunt (spam contest)
10, 8, 8
* "Young Dumb and Full of Cum" by Mike Hunt (mrM1ke@aol.com). This is possibly Mike Hunt's worst story ever; but that's mostly because his other stories are so good. This one contains no sex at all. Nada. Zip. I hadn't noticed this before, but perhaps Mike is a one-dimensional writer. Hell, he may be a one-dimensional person. What it amounts to is this: if you take all the sex out of his stories, they suck. I guess that's not a fatal weakness, since his only claims to fame are as a stud and as a writer of sex stories. But here we have Mike Hunt, trying to do good for humanity by advocating the imposition of lethal damage upon the bodies of spammers; and it comes across as a simple, ordinary story. I'm not even aroused - well, at least not until I glance down at my long, smooth, freshly shaven legs and nuzzle the toes of my right foot against the instep of my left, which gives me a warm feeling in my pussy and I suddenly realize that I'm not wearing underpants; and when I bring my hand to my mouth in an expression of astonishment, I detect the lingering scent of my love juices left over from the session I had with my new sextoys this morning.... Ratings for "Young Dumb and Full of Cum" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 8 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8 |