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* "Barbie is Waiting" by R Rivers (spam contest) 8, 9, 9 {unarchived} * "Barbie is Waiting" by R Rivers (r_rivers@cryogen.com). I have to admit it: I improvised a little bit by changing the title from its original all-uppercase spam-shout. This is another story in the Malinov contest. A young man takes his computer messages seriously and goes out on a futile odyssey in search of FREE SEX!!! Nearly wasted from his sojourn, he finds that BARBIE IS WAITING in a sleazy hotel, and that SHE IS YOUNG AND DUMB and wants to be FILLED WITH CUM. This could be heaven; but no, the computer calls with more offers of FREE SEX! and he leaves his Barbie behind in his search for the perfect VIDEO VIXEN IN HEAT. Ratings for "Barbie is Waiting" Athena (technical quality): 8 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9