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* "Tales of the East Indies" by Sven the Elder (exotic sex)
10, 10, 10
* "Tales of the East Indies" by Sven the Elder (sven@brass-neck.demon.co.uk). This story struck me as a sort of a cross between a Joseph Conrad short story and a couple of those letters in the Penthouse Forum that I claim I never read on the plane when I've been away from my husband for a long time so that I'm horny as hell by the time I get into his arms. Meanwhile, he.... Ooops! I'll save that for my next letter to the Forum. The story covers the author's recent visit to "one of the more civilised parts of South East Asia" - that part of the world where they are so genteel and "civilised" that they use names like "Bang Cock" for major cities and people have names like "Low Hung Dong." The sex is interesting and nicely described. Anyway, by messing around on this trip, the narrator of this story (which is all true, except the bits he made up, and even they might be true), improves his relationship with his wife. I have serious doubts about the authenticity of that statement. However, the story about his escapades DID improve my relationship with my husband, and least for a half hour or so. Ratings for "Tales of the East Indies" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |