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* "The Guarantee" by Frank McCoy (incest & teen sex) 10, 9, 9
* "The Guarantee" by Frank McCoy (mccoyf@millcomm.com). This is a story about an emotionally distraught 16-year-old boy who has never had a date. His sex-goddess older sister arranges five dates for him. As the title suggests, she "guarantees" that he will enjoy himself immensely on each date - otherwise she will personally guarantee his happiness herself when he returns from an unsatisfying date. Several people have recently contributed to posting a list of "most popular a.s.s. cliches." This story "authenticates" almost all of those popular theories. Mark's first date is with the twelve-year-old next door. This date verifies the cliche that twelve-year-old virgins are generally emotionally mature, eager recipients of the sexual attention of horny sixteen-year-olds, that they spontaneously give good head and are multi-orgasmic with their tight little cunnies, and that their mothers genuinely appreciate the older boy's kindness in fucking the little darlings. The second date is with a girl who is viewed by most of the other kids as a slutty "dog." She turns out to be beautiful, unselfish, and wonderfully generous (the reason she still has buck teeth is because she set aside her dental needs and devoted the money to the upbringing of the baby she had conceived with her father when she was about 10 years old); and she brings the boy to even greater rapture than the little girl of the previous week. This date corroborates the notion that little girls who begin having regular sex with their fathers when they are six years old generally show no ill effects, but rather continue to have spontaneous and joyful sexual relations with numerous partners as they pass through adolescence. In general, when mothers catch the old man fucking the little girl, they shout encouragement and offer to join the fun. Many a time a good mother will have Daddy fuck each little girl as a "birthday present" on her 10th birthday, so the child can feel what it is like for a man to fuck her and cum inside her without protection, while she can still enjoy it without having to worry about pregnancy. Of course, this incestuous policy also keeps a girl from falling for the first guy who gets into her panties. {I THINK I got that one right....} This date also confirms the notion that sex is especially enjoyable when there's a deliberate risk of pregnancy by a teenage girl and boy. The very thought of possible pregnancy gave Mark an instantaneous hard-on after he had just fucked Betty Lou a half dozen times. Finally, this date confirms the common assumption that girls who become pregnant several times by their own father are likely to become regular bookworms when they get to high school. {I'm personally a bit suspicious about the authenticity of some of these cliches.} And so it goes. There are three more dates and then the final climax. Some of the premises are even more far-fetched than those I have already mentioned. If you're looking for coffee-table material for your children to pick up in the hope that they'll read it and acquire productive sexual values, this is the wrong story. On the other hand, the story is well written - aside from the live in a world where people could act the way they do in this little corner of fairy-tale Utopia; and if you're able to accept that premise, this really is a sexy (though silly) story. The overall moral of this story is that people really are swell when you fuck them just right. Well, at least it's nice to think so. Finally, I might add that although it is extremely unlikely that young children and adolescents could engage in the activities depicted in this story without significant psychological damage and emotional problems and although many of the activities are just plain illegal, it is also true that this story DOES accurately depict the way many young people (perhaps influenced by modern media and even by stories like this) think their sexual lives will unfold: fuck all you want and nobody will get hurt. I think the ground rules of this newsgroup say we're allowed to accept that worldview, but it makes one wonder whether the conservatives might have a point when they harp on things like parental responsibility. Ratings for "The Guarantee" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |