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* "Feet Are Neat" by Mike Hunt (shoe store sex) 10, 10, 10
* "Feet Are Neat" by Mike Hunt (M1KE HUNT@aol.com). Every job has its perks, and for the shoe salesman the main perk is the fact that occasionally a sexy woman comes into the store and flirts with or exposes herself to the salesman. I've never thought about it before, but I guess the salesman could fondle some pretty attractive legs from time to time and probably catch a glance of some sexy panties - if the customer happens to be wearing any. In this story, however, Mike Hunt is kind of naive; the high- schooler enjoys the spectacle, but he doesn't realize that the customer (a sexy older woman) is coming on to him. He gets wise about the time she brings him to climax with her foot against his crotch. This is a very good story about exhibitionism and voyeurism in the ole shoe store. I just saw a notice in this author's repost of "The O'Stikkit Inn." Mike Hunt is going to be on vacation and unavailable for a couple of weeks. I'm afraid to say that sentence out loud: my husband might go into a state of depression. Anyway, the author and his lewd and lascivious but lithe and lovely little lady June will be driving through the American Southeast. If you're in that area, you might get lucky and spot them - actually, you might spot them and get lucky. You can easily recognize them from the descriptions of Mike Hunt provided in these stories. One good way to figure out where they're likely to be is to anticipate the title of the next story. For example, if you were driving past a place called the "O'Stikkit Inn," that would be a major clue, because "O'Stikkit Inn by Mike Hunt" is a pun that conveys a sexual innuendo, and this author can't survive without that sort of thing. You might think that since that title is already taken the couple will now avoid inns of that name, but that's not true: " O'Stikkit Inn by Mike Hunt 2" would be another excellent pun. Personally, if I were driving past the residence of Seymour Heine, I'd knock on the door and ask for Mike Hunt. If the person answering the door acts confused, just shout the password : "O'Stikkit Inn." If the person is nasty, you may consider mooning him while you utter these words; and if you are a female, it would be appropriate to add the author's name. Then you'll get the reception you deserve. Ratings "Feet Are Neat" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |