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"Thank You" by Emil (sexual gratitude). LeAnna: 6, 2, 2
"Thank You" by Emil. Guest review by LeAnna. --- I have half a suspicion this is an old Penthouse Variations letter, recycled. It has that same breathless, rush-to-the-next-position lack of character development. The other half suspicion is that this is an old story dusted off and reposted, because (thanks to various factors, Celeste not the least) new stories posted here are showing more and more sophistication in the art of writing all the time. And this little beastie is as sophisticated as a shit pie in the kisser. Quickie synopsis: Businessman (male) gives good friend's (female) friend (also female) a job. In appreciation the two women give him a tour of all their local pleasure spots. This one's not even bad enough to be good, it's just very . . . mediocre. Although, to give it its due, in a few places it approaches high camp badness out of sheer impossibility. At one point in the festivities, our hero is thrusting deeply into one woman at the same time as he's licking her clit. Now I've known some limber people, but this one I'd have to see to believe. Naw, second thought, I don't think I want to; the mental image of a human inchworm makes me a little queasy. As does the cock-to-ass-to-mouth scenario. Never understood the appeal of that one. I didn't like it, I didn't believe it, in the end I couldn't even read it. Give this one a pass. Ratings for "Thank You" Athena (writing quality): 6 Aphrodite (erotic quality): 2 Apollo (appeal to reviewer): 2 |