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"Louie and Ser" by Rock Hancock (interspecies sex) 10, 10, 10
"Louie and Ser" by Rock Hancock (EMS@srkesspo.wpo.state.ks.us). --- Each year in the middle of January there is a Sunday on which Americans gather for Super Bowl parties. If you read the a.s.s. stories that most often mention that Occasion, you would be likely to conclude that the main purpose of that Occasion is for virtuous wives to turn into super sluts by giving their hot bodies to their husbands' friends while they guys watch a championship football game. This would be an incorrect conclusion. In truth, the main reason Americans gather for Super Bowl parties is to watch the unveiling of a new batch of television commercials for major products. For the past couple of years the most noteworthy commercial introduced at this time (aside from the one with Michael Jordan and Larry Bird playing "horse" across an expressway) has been the annual update of the Budweiser Beer commercial. It's difficult to explain to someone who hasn't seen it; but it all started with three frogs making their rib-it sounds. Suddenly they depart from their customary rib-its, and one goes "Bud," the next goes "Why," and the third says "Sir" - Bud - why -sir - Budweiser! This causes millions of Americans to regard Coors as warmed-over piss and to run out and buy vast quantities of Budweiser Beer. After the first commercial in this series was introduced during the Super Bowl several years ago, it continued to appear with minor variations until the next year's Super Bowl; and at that time a new mutation appeared. As time has passed, the frogs have evolved. I'll skip the intermediate steps; but this year the frogs gave way to lizards - iguanas, I suppose. I think one of the lizards has homicidal tendencies; but since I am reviewing a sex story, I'll ignore that aspect. The point is that in this story, Ser is the frog who utters the last syllable of the frog version of Budweiser. Louie, one of the iguanas, is smitten by Ser; and he approaches her with romantic overtures. To find out more, you'll have to read the story. This is NOT really great stroke material. However, since it has no debilitating impact on the senses, there is a good chance that reading this story before making love will have a more amorous impact than sharing a 12-pack of Butt Light - er, Bud Light - ooops - I see another story in the wings.... Incidentally, this story reminds me of another, much shorter, entirely different story: A knight who had been turned into a frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "This is great! Will I meet her tonight at the party at the village inn?" "No," replied the psychic. "Next semester. In her biology class." Ratings for "Louie and Ser" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |