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"It worked" by Rav99 (doggie threesome) 1, 1, 1
"It worked" by Rav99 (Rav99@webtv.net). Whenever I give 10-10-10 ratings to several stories in a row, I suspect that I might have "gone soft." I begin to cruise the newsgroup postings, looking for stories that are not likely to be all that good - just to make sure that I can still recognize a bad story when I see one. Sometimes this gets to be very "frustrating," because stories that look like sure losers turn out to be winners after all. This one is about a guy who is fucking his girlfriend, when her dog joins in to form a threesome. I don't know whether this is at all probable - I assume it is possible - but the story really sucks. It is so illiterate that I began to suspect that it was written by a person for whom English is his second or third language - to be learned at some time still in the future. Then it occurred to me! I rechecked the story, and there was nothing to rule out my revised interpretation: the narrator (and author) is a second dog! The story makes a lot more sense if we picture the "girlfriend" being shagged by two dogs. My insight would also explain the grammar and spelling errors, since only a very bright dog would be able to use a word processor at all. The author's IQ converted to DIQ {pronounced dee eye cue (for doggie intelligence quotient), not dick} would be something like 350. I suspect that the author's name (listed as Rav99) is really Rover69. Don't let anything I said here convince you that this story is worth reading. In fact, this story was so bad that I feel obligated to tell you a story of my own to compensate for this review. It is slightly adapted from Aesop's Fables. The horse and rabbit were very good friends and spent a lot of time together - playing tag, follow the leader, and hide and seek. One fine day they were out playing in the farmer's field, when all of a sudden the rabbit heard the horse yelling, " RABBIT, RABBIT! (that's what Horse called him) COME QUICK! I HAVE FALLEN IN THIS MUD PIT AND CAN"T GET OUT!" Rabbit shouted that he would run to the farmer's house, get the farmer, and be back in a flash. When the rabbit arrived at the farmer's house, however, he looked all over for the farmer. Not being able to find him, he wondered what he should do. Being a resourceful creature, the rabbit spotted the farmer's Porsche beside the house and quickly jumped in and drove out to the mud pit. He said, "Horse (that's what the rabbit called him), the farmer is not home; but I have some rope, and I have his Porsche. Grab onto the end of this rope." The horse took the rope, and the rabbit tied the other end onto the Porsche and pulled the horse out of the mud pit. Then they continued frolicking merrily in the field for the rest of the day. The very next day the horse and the rabbit were again out playing in the field. This time it was the rabbit who fell in the mud pit and was yelling to his friend, "HORSE (that's what rabbit called him) HORSE, COME QUICK! I HAVE FALLEN IN THE MUD PIT AND CAN'T GET OUT!" {Can you guess the moral of the story yet?} The horse came over and had a look. The rabbit said, " Go get the farmer to help me out." Being almost as resourceful as the rabbit, the horse looked down at the rabbit and shook his head: "Rabbit," he said; "I don't think we will need the farmer's help". With that, the horse straddled the pit and carefully inched his way across. When he was right above rabbit, he said, "Rabbit, grab onto my penis, and I will pull you out." The rabbit grabbed on, and the horse pulled him safely out of the mud pit. They continued to play all day long. Now, what do you suppose the moral of this story would be? If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche! Ratings for "It Worked" Athena (technical quality): 1 Venus (plot & character): 1 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 1 |