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* "Crossing The Line" by Ann Douglas (sex life of porn writer)
10, 10, 10
* "Crossing The Line" by Ann Douglas (AnnD55@pipeline.com). Cathy Donohue has a habit that helps her get through boring meetings: she picks out someone in the crowd and has sexual fantasies about that person. Imagine that! You don't think students do that to their teachers, do you? Even worse - you don't think readers of these reviews would do that to this reviewer, do you? Anyway, Cathy is a member of the local PTA and she has a theory that the initials actually stand for Pussy Tits and Ass. I myself once went to a major PTA meeting wearing a tee-shirt that said, "PTA is in the middle of temPTAtion!" I was advised to remove the shirt by an officer who is very unlikely to be reading this review: "What if the newspapers take a picture of you?" I was tempted to literally remove the shirt right then and there, but saner heads prevailed. In her secret life, Cathy Donohue is Anne O'Donnell, writer of erotic short stories. Of course, the people of her community think of her as merely a happy homemaker and helpful member of the community, not as a porn writer. {This story is starting to strike too close to home.} Unfortunately, the college kid who comes to fix her computer makes the connection between Cathy and the Internet. Fortunately, he's a hunk. Being a gentleman, Glen promises not to reveal Cathy's secret identity. Being a lady, Cathy asks if there is anything she can do to repay him for fixing her computer. Being a horny virgin, Glen asks her to write a story for him. Being a horny non-virgin, she offers to go one better than that. Being a sexually active person, I'm getting pretty horny myself at this point. Being an English teacher, I'm pretty impressed with the parallel use of participial phrases in this paragraph. That's it! If I concentrate on the grammar I can make it through this story without having to do anything about my more mundane urges. OK. They're fucking now. Damn this is good stuff! I've got to do something to help me finish this story. The grammar. Concentrate on the grammar. Oh good, she said "eluding" when she meant "alludinig" - I mean alluding - I'm going to make it - or should that be "illuding"? Damn! I'm not going to make it after all. Maybe if I rub my pussy just a little while I finish this review... I'll even keep my pants on.... This won't be hard.... Won't be HARD! I've gotta watch what I say, but it's hard - I mean difficult - to type with just one hand... Oh good, she said "...excuse as to why she stood home." She's talking like Yogi Berra now. She meant "stayed home." Maybe she shoulda slud. I'm starting to lose it.... It really won't hurt to take my panties off.... Oh, Oh! Sabrina has found out that her son Glen fucked Cathy; but now they're discussing how she found out. Encryption! That's good; if they keep on discussing encryption I may even be able to put my panties back on. No; they're already too wet. Oh, great! Sabrina knows Cathy's secret identity, and she even made hard copies of her stories and took them on the cruise with her and therefore she humped her husband with renewed vigor each night and sometimes during the day. Oh shit! Now they're discussing their sexual relationships with other women.... If they make love to each other, I'm going to cum in my pants.... Except that I'm not wearing any pants.... Would you believe my husband's at a meeting at church? I'm a grown woman; I can take care of myself.... Good! She said "lay" instead of "lie" but that doesn't help - too much sexual innuendo in the "L" words. Now they're making love. I mean REALLY MKAING LOVE. OOOOH SHIIIIIT!!!! This was an exceptionally good story. I strongly recommend it. Ratings for "Crossing The Line" Athena (technical quality): 9.5 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |