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* "Love Boat: Cum Aboard" by Uncle Mike (sitcom parody)
10, 9.5, 9
* "Love Boat: Cum Aboard" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). I'm not a big "Love Boat" fan. I've watched a few episodes when I was visiting other people, and I can recognize most of the characters; but I don't know much about their personalities. And so I might have missed some of the subtleties in this parody. Vickie (the Captain's daughter) has crawled under the bar to do some cleaning, and she overhears some valley girls making fun of her lack of sexual experience. That does it! She decides to lose her virginity as soon as possible. She talks to Isaac, the kindly black bartender who usually falls in love with a different black chick each voyage, and he very kindly pops her cherry and lets her suck his cock. Wisely, Vickie goes to Doc (the blundering guy in the white suit who falls in love with a different white chick every voyage) to get herself on the pill; and he suggests that maybe she should talk to her father first, before she becomes sexually active. By this time I was into the mood of the story. I muttered, "Shut up, Doc. This is a sex parody of an insipid show. Give her the Pill and then fuck her. If she talks about it with her father, he'll just screw her anyway!" And so he did; and so he did; and so he did; and so did several other people." Ratings for "Love Boat: Cum Aboard" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9.5 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |