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* "Happy Days" by Uncle Mike (Sitcom parody) 10, 9, 9
* "Happy Days" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). Richie Cunningham has to baby-sit for his little sister Joanie, who is not so little any more. She catches him naked with a hard-on from thinking about his girlfriend; and she tells him, "Jenny Piccolo said guys like it if you touch their things. Can I touch yours?" Richie acquiesces, and they're off to the races. It turns out that Jenny Piccolo also showed Joanie how to perform fellatio on a banana. Actually, Richie discovers that Jenny Piccolo taught Joanie so many interesting things that he agrees to let Jenny join them the next time they fool around together. A negative side effect of the whole episode is that coaches will no longer be able to inspire Richie by saying, "A tie is like kissing your sister." Ratings for "Happy Days" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 9 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9 |