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* "Beverly Hillbillies: Elly May, Jethro Mayn't" by Uncle Mike
(sitcom parody) 10, 7, 5
* "Beverly Hillbillies: Elly May, Jethro Mayn't" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). Miss Hathaway takes Elly May out to some shops and helps her purchase lots of new clothes. Elly May doesn't see the point of all this. Then Miss Hathaway buys Elly May a swimsuit, notices that the girl's tan lines are wrong, and instructs her to lie outside and get a suntan. She does, and she gets fucked by the family goat. That's right: the family goat. Kinda surprises you, doesn't it? I mean, if you were going to write a parody about this really sexy girl from the hills who comes to a rich community along with her stupid hunk of a brother and her other illiterate relatives, would you have the only sex be with the family goat? Kinda gets your goat, doesn't it? Ratings for "Beverly Hillbillies" Athena (technical quality):10 Venus (plot & character): 7 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 5 |