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"AdventureLand" by Sue. http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=191341255 "AdventureLand" by Sue. http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=191341255 I love theme parks. Disney World in Orlando is an especially romantic place. In this story, a woman manages to get into the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction after everyone else has left it. She masturbates and engages in sexual fantasies with the characters. The punch line is that one of the characters turns out to be the college kid who runs the attraction, and he fucks her and slips away before she realizes that he wasn't part of her imagination. I liked the story a lot. I'm sure there are religious people somewhere who would be repulsed at the thought of a Disney employee taking advantage of an innocent customer; but what the hell - this story takes place in an atmosphere in which the "legitimate" fantasy consists of fun-loving pirates looting villages and gleefully carrying off the female prisoners. When I've taken my kids on that ride, I've often mentally noted that in real life the pirates would have had their sexual jollies with the women they were chasing. Being captured and raped by a pirate probably wasn't as much fun as Disney suggests. In real life Disney employees who have sex with customers who are masturbating with the characters should be fired; just as pirates who rape and pillage should normally be hanged after a fair trial. It was fun to read a story in which a modern pirate took advantage of a damsel. On the downside, you really do have to stretch your imagination to buy into the story. But overall, it was just good clean fun. (Rating: 8).