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"Spy Games" by JJ (really stupid sex) 4, 3, 3
"Spy Games" by JJ (jclark100@ibm.net). There were several things that drew me to this story. Mainly, I had never before reviewed a story that was listed as (MMMMMMMMMMMm/F n/c). Amy has recently graduated from the secret American-Israli (sic) intelligence academy. It was tough, but she is good at this stuff -bright and athletic with a gorgeous body - 6 feet tall, 23 years old, and long slender legs, beautiful hazel eyes, short brown hair, and small but pert breats. I'm pretty sure that a breat is one of those rakish hats that spies and interns wear when they sleep with important world leaders. Amy has yet to meet a man she couldn't bend to her will with her charm or her strength. Hence this story. Amy's first assignment, should she decide to accept it after the tape recorder burst into flames, is to get some "intel" on several state run enterprises in hostile Arab states, so that "they" could run economic espionage "ops." Amy arrives at the bar that night at 19:00, dressed in stunning business attire, including government-issue black nylons and 3-inch heals, possibly containing a secret telephone She quickly induces Omar the Villain to take her up to his room to discuss whatever might pop up. As per the American Israli (sic) Spy Instruction Manual, Amy tells Omar she has little money, but is there something else she can give him Omar says, "Suck my cock while I think about it." Amy finds this idea "repusive," by which I think she means "recursive." This author adds authenticity through his expert grasp of Hebrew and Arabic customs. For example, he gives time in Arabic numbers. In addition, since the written Hebrew language often omits vowels, he often omits letters from his words. In addition, none of the sex in this story takes place after anyone walks more than a hundred cubits on the Sabbath. Nor does anyone living in glass houses throw stones. About halfway through the story I began to wonder about that MMMMMMMMMMMm in the title line. I began to think that perhaps it was a sound signifying approbation (with the vowels omitted, of course), rather than a designator for a gangbang. However, after several months of fucking her from behind, Omar notices a mole (on her ass, I guess), and this blows her cover. Then Omar, whose last name is variously Hasan and Haman begins to abuse Amy. For example, he fucks her ass with a carrot from a try of food - a rugby concept, I believe. For a little dude Herman (that's what my spellcheck prefers) is really full of cum (at which my spellcheck didn't even flinch!). Amy's hair gets severely disheveled when Herman's sun fucks her underwater in the bath tub. The best line in the story comes when Herman offers Amy to the other Sheiks after dinner by saying, "The desert is on me!" I guess maybe his nickname is Sandy. {I know it's bad form for me to explain my subtle humor, but the food one eats after a meal is spelled "dessert." Herman was saying that a vast arid surface was covering him.} Anyway, Amy is soon covered with a vast quantity of "sweat" and cum. Eventually she gets pregnant, is fucked in the ass while delivering the baby; and both she and her daughter remain in permanent servitude (MMMMMMMMMMMm/F n/c). I hope I haven't given away two mulch of the blot. Ratings for "Spy Games" Athena (technical quality): 4 Venus (plot & character): 3 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 3 (high rating for humorous value) |