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"Honeymoon" by Parker (Slavery/sm) 10, 5, 3
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* "Honeymoon" by Parker.
http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=358677586

{This is one of the first reviews I ever wrote - back in CR 4. I have reread
the story and the review, and I still stand by this review. I have modified
it only by changing my former rating of 3 to the current tripartate rating of
10, 5, 3.}

After giving the preceding three stories high ratings, I sat down at my
computer to read my first Parker story. This one is about a man who gives his
beautiful young wife a surprise gift for their honeymoon - her former English
professor as a sex slave. Needless to say, she had been a prissy but sexy
bitch (so far that sounds accurate), and so she probably deserved this
reduction to chattel servitude. They humiliate her in various ways while they
satisfy their sexual urges. The story also gives a description of this
alleged slave trade. If this really happens, it's a bunch of crap.

I'm trying not to be a prude. I see the point in and actually enjoyed the
voyeurism in deirdre's "Couch." I also gave a high rating to "Run," which had
an sm/slavery twist; but it didn't dwell on how much fun it would be to
degrade someone. In "Dreamwalk" the neighbor dominates the man who narrates
the story; but it's actually a nice kind of domination - she actually likes
the guy. I'm not trying to be unfriendly; and I realize there are valid
differences in lifestyles and interests. But when somebody writes a story
that describes how interesting it would be to turn a passerby into a degraded
specimen of a human being (granted, she was already an English teacher), am I
being a bigot to say that this is really kind of sick and to worry about the
mental health of people who enjoy this kind of garbage?

I would appreciate serious comments, not flames. I'm really trying to
understand. Here's the crux of the question: If Jeffrey Dahmers wrote a
grammatically correct, clear, detailed description of how he drilled holes
into the heads of his victims while they were still alive and then had sex
with them before he killed and ate them, am I supposed to accept this as a
"lifestyle choice"? And if I found my husband jacking off while he was
reading this description after Dahmers published it on a.s.s., would I be
paranoid to think he had a serious problem?

Ratings for "Honeymoon"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 5
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 3