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"Someone Elses Garden" by Unknown Author (anal and more sex)
7, 5, 3
"Someone Elses Garden" by Unknown Author. Guest review by BillyG (hayden@mindless.com). Here's the critique: Skip it. Don't even bother. That way you don't have to read the lame story or this lamer review. The author's protagonist has a job. We'll assume the author does as well. Possibly in a THC extraction plant. It's a simple plot. Guy can't find his wallet, car won't start, misses the bus, it starts raining, he's walking to the next stop wearing a three-piece suit and a woman drives through a puddle and gives him a mud bath. All this is in the first paragraph! He takes a short cut through someone's back yard (having just missed the bus!) and is confronted by a large dog. A "chilling beautiful" woman calls off the dog, invites him inside. "She offered me a coffee while she dug out an old trench coat from a box in her closet." (And that's the last we hear of the trench coat.) He's been drugged and wakes up naked, tied to a table (certainly) and she's naked (of course). After briefly toying with him, she presents him with a sex doll and says, "Fuck it, I want to watch... then maybe we'll fuck." Fast forward through mindless drivel. "Over the couch" she moaned. She bent over the couch. "Wait, I have some KY..." she said leaving. This is to be expected, isn't it? Celeste has already assured us that all women want to be fucked in the ass straight away. There's more. This guy can pack a lot of drivel into a few paragraphs and if the plot line has captured your interest, you can read . . . no, not even then. Ratings for "Someone Elses Garden" Athena (technical quality): 7 Venus (plot & character): 5 BillyG (appeal to reviewer): 3 |