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"Janey's March" by Janey (unconventional conventional sex)
10, 10, 10
"Janey's March" by Janey (janey98@hotmail.com). {Story Link: If I am not mistaken, this is the first "pen story" I have ever reviewed for this newsgroup. Hold it! Before someone starts up a new category for the alphabet soup with which authors label their stories, let me add that this is probably the only pen story that will ever appear on this newsgroup. Janey and her husband Bob have gone into Boston for a fountain pen convention. I myself have been to Boston. In fact, I once ran in a significant annual road race held in that city. Bostonians use the word "wicked" as a synonym for "very" - as in, "That's a wicked nice fountain pen that's leaking all over your pocket" or "I'm so wicked horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe." Bostonians are also apt to park their cars in Harvard Yard, but they say it funnier than I write it. Anyway, Janey and John have a wicked wild time while their spouses admire the pens at the convention. During the seduction, I was impressed. My God, he even does subjunctive, I thought. Then Janey herself said, "My God, he does subjunctive, too, I thought." Men who use the subjunctive appropriately are sexy as hell. In fact, had my husband been better at English, he'd have gotten into my pants much sooner. "This is happening wicked fast," says Janey. "But, on the other hand, if it doesn't happen fast, it won't happen at all." Or to put it more subjunctively, "If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it was done wicked quickly." In the midst of foreplay, Janey reveals her bisexual proclivity: "I like a nice penis as well as the next woman...." Freud would be proud of that wicked mild grammatical ambiguity. Anyway, they fuck wicked, wicked slowly, while Janey practices her leadership skills. {I'm not sure even the guys at Harvard Yard would use two wickeds in a row like that.} Then Janey gives John some wicked good advice about how to bring Marilyn out of her potato patch, as they say somewhere else in the Western world. I foresee a plot for Janey's April. Ratings for "Janey's March" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |