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"Triple Twist" by Kim (sex with a twist) 10, 10, 10
http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=345782475


"Triple Twist" by Kim (Ghost@nym.alias.net). {Story Link:
http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=345782475}

Here we actually have three discrete short stories. That last sentence
contains the word "discrete" used correctly for the first time in over
seventy-one days in this newsgroup. It means that the stories are separate
and distinct from one another. On the other hand, if the stories were
discreet, that would mean that either the author or the characters in the
stories must have been circumspect in some manner.

Anyway, in "Foreign Customs" the narrator describes the simple complexities of
entering into a romantic relationship with a crown prince. I suspect Kim had
access to the secret diaries of either Princess Grace or Jackie O to write
this story. {Which reminds me: do you know how Jackie used to find
Aristotle's cock on dark nights on the yacht? It wasn't hard.} All three of
these stories have surprise endings of some sort, and in this one the narrator
discovers what the royal folks really do for sex.

"Would You Hold Her For Me Please?" takes place in a futuristic society.
You'll never guess what the title refers to. I'll just tell you that it has
nothing to do with anal sex or dingoes. Actually, there's almost no sex at
all in this excellent story. I suspect the author stole this plot from a book
on a coffee table when she was doing research on Princess Grace or Jackie O
for the preceding story.

In "Hotel" the narrator goes to a hotel room to meet a man, and after a few
preliminaries we find her with a Perrier bottle buried completely inside her
pussy while he is fucking her ass. This may sound sexy to you, but it sounded
weird to me. That's not to say it was a bad story: it was fascinating, but
weird. I wondered whether people actually did things like this. I knew the
answer was yes, because a friend of mine who is a nurse in an emergency room
once told me about some of her experiences. If you think it's embarrassing to
be in an accident with dirty underwear, you can easily imagine how much more
disconcerting it is to wind up in the emergency room with a broken bottle or a
live animal in a really unusual place. Anyway, as per the theme of this
trilogy, this story has an unusual twist in the end .

Ratings for "Triple Twist"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10